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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Early reports blame The Army of the 12 Monkies, which I believe is part of Antifa.
  2. Their proof is the alpha musk permeating that press conference. I’ll follow those chaps every time rather than some bow tie wearing lib eggheads.
  3. The Leader is good, the Leader is great. We surrender our will, as of this date. Still my favorite mindless chant, though i think it was a different episode.
  4. That’s like calling out Henry Ruggs’ parking tickets. The absolutely most benign of their transgressions.
  5. Fresh hop season is my favorite time of year. For anyone who thinks they dislike hops, I urge you to try it on draft if you can find it. The hops are so floral, and fragrant, without the bitterness I used to associate with them.
  6. You know this, but the deification of Charlie + shifting blame to the trans community is critical. They’ve decided it’s the pretext for whatever horrible things MAGA wants to do next anyway. The facts will be made to fit the narrative.
  7. Some graffiti on the Posse’s men’s room walls stays with me to this day. Gems like “Pussy good. Pussy real good.”
  8. I’m not clear how they plan to identify trans folks. Would it be offensive to have an I Am Spartacus approach?
  9. No need to malign the special needs folks. Most are pure and good in heart.
  10. Organized resistance is like planting a tree. The best time to plant it was 30/20/10 years ago. The next best time is today. I’m heartened that flickers of recognition are spreading, even if I don’t yet have the shade to enjoy.
  11. Hearing Republicans speak of moral clauses while they proudly support a rapist, amoral leader is just dandy. Thank God health care isn’t frequently, intentionally tied to employment or they’d really have us over a barrel.
  12. These are the same people who drove around with stickers on their pickup tailgates showing Biden tied up and celebrate Alligator Alcatraz while pouring out crocodile tears for poor martyred racist Charlie Kirk. These are some dehumanizing, disingenuous, evil fuckers.
  13. Preach! Nothing but the truth.
  14. Why doesn’t Johnny Eightball get to live in the Heisman House?
  15. Communications major?
  16. I’ve got on old friend who identifies as “conservative”“ who never fails to play the ‘libs preach tolerance but totally aren’t’ canard. You can’t both eschew tolerance and still use it as exhibit a in your mistreatment when called on your hate. It should go without saying that it’s an either-or thing.
  17. I’d never expect an Aggy to miss left. /No CR
  18. More like Nadir
  19. She resides in the party of victimhood. It’s what they do.
  20. Standing on the shoulders of giants?
  21. Does he know about the Daily Texan?
  22. Pretty much this, though I didn’t watch the video. Publicly trafficking in reckless violent rhetoric is a dangerous thing.
  23. That’s on Reagan for undermining AMTRAK.
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