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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan ?
  2. Pretty sure their secret recipe features nutria.
  3. Depends on how you define necessity. Had our best angels prevailed, America could have used 9/11 as a moment for national reflection and positive change. Instead the public was told to be afraid, angry and go shopping. I cringe for the opportunity missed. Attacking Afghanistan was necessary because we were hurt and needed blood. Afghanistan was a promixate cause of our suffering, was not the Saudis but looked enough like them. Necessity was in large part a function of our capacity to be mature adults, which is a doomed metric.
  4. You die with the life you have, not the life you want.
  5. Rational decisions and Florida have a strained relationship.
  6. Time to float the Deschutes or cascade lakes, head to cooler elevation at Crater Lake and/or the inside of a movie theater or brewery.
  7. Man I hope it’s aliens. If it’s the Russians or Chinese we’re fucked.
  8. Through 3 episodes, season 7 reminds me of a SVU cult of Olivia Benson. Many dramatic personal interactions. Characters you know and love in personal jeopardy. in fairness it’s got to be tough to stay fresh. Formula is easy.
  9. Your 3rd sentence…
  10. Seriously, it’s on now.
  11. PSA: Season 7 is available on Prime. For me anyway. I’m watching it now.
  12. I was out on National Forest roads last week walking my dogs and smelled smoke, only to find smoking embers from a carelessly abandoned campfire. This happens all the time. In a state that saw record wildfires a year ago. At the risk of understatement, common sense is not a reliable mechanism.
  13. It’s gonna get even more muddled when MTG renames her CrossFit franchise the Active Shooter.
  14. I’d settle for the GQP acknowledging reality. Of Covid, the traitorous January insurrection and other truths incompatible with their unreality. Regrettably that’s a big ask because we have cottage industries actively sewing domestic discord. Address that and avoid gallows, inshallah.
  15. Thankfully the better part of me has won out, set aside petty resentment and silently stuck it in the dishwasher myself. So far.
  16. When my mother in law uses a knife to spread butter or what have you, she leaves it on the counter because she doesn’t want to dirty another knife for some as yet unforeseen moment when a knife is again needed. On the upside, I always know where to find a dirty knife with dubious origins: on the kitchen counter.
  17. Little g is a deplorable ginger and traitor just like his dad, but we do finally agree on something. It’s preferable that he stay in Russia.
  18. Makes sense. June in the valley offers ideal wall touring weather.
  19. Bill Maher seems like a miserable person. If I had to spend that much time with him, I probably would be too.
  20. Funny you mention this, Allen. I actually just spoke with god. They think you’re a real asshole.
  21. I don’t say this often, but that guy’s on crack.
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