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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Funny you mention this, Allen. I actually just spoke with god. They think you’re a real asshole.
  2. I don’t say this often, but that guy’s on crack.
  3. I saw him at the Woodlands pavilion back in the day. Miller was the main draw to me, but most patrons seemed to be there for Howie Mandel later in the show. Never would have guessed Dennis would one day be less funny than the jackass who inflated surgical gloves on his head. Well done, Chachi.
  4. God help us if he’d tried to make a yellow cake with it.
  5. He made Hakeem look like a very active, elusive child in stature. RIP. Karl Malone can suck it though. Billy Paultz too, that bastard.
  6. It could happen. What wouldn’t you want unsaid?
  7. What you don’t understand is that Hillary Clinton will never be President!!! In seriousness, props to you all who are able to continue discussing this. The R’s concerted strategy of avoiding accountability and denying reality sickens but doesn’t surprise me. I don’t know how many times and ways to say ‘we’re in a really dark place and the light’s getting dimmer’. Hope never dies, though. I hope.
  8. Worse than Che-ney Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap
  9. Tolerating MTG’s unhinged bullying attempts should have ended on Jan 6. MTG’s incapable of stopping herself and it will only get worse without intervention. If GOP leadership had spine or a soul it would be a swell time to show it and further marginalize that female dog.
  10. A poster on this board recently called depression a weakness (I won’t name names because I now have them on Ignore and it would serve no point). That fruits of that attitude contribute to so much needless death and suffering. I know we’re all encouraged as Americans to have strong opinions about everything, but just maybe, know whereof you speak. Or don’t. Listen and learn.
  11. You’re thinking of Del Boca Vista
  12. You omit the gay teletubby at your own peril.
  13. Just celebrated the 30 year anniversary of this one.
  14. Don’t they know all that singing will just rile the zombies?
  15. This sentiment often portends very bad outcomes
  16. Withholding judgement for now. This may just turn out to be another aggressive Wells Fargo strategy that incentivizes employees to open new customer accounts by any means necessary.
  17. Damnit. Just awful
  18. Add 2, subtract 2 to wash. 30+45=75.
  19. A little bit of a def kneel in the relationship
  20. All the women in Chuck’s life hope that it doesn’t lead to beer googles.
  21. That’s a big ask. It’s a somewhat Aggy attribute of our fan base’s ingrained mindset. A narrative for as long as I have memories has explained away successes of Bama football, Baylor basketball or OU football as fruits of a poisonous cheating tree, whereas we wear white hats while riding white horses and do it the right way, thus having a built-in excuse for anything other than 1st place. It will be fascinating to watch the Horn fan moral universe evolve. If cheating is now ok, are there types of cheating that aren’t? As long as the alma mater wins and steers clear of legal liability and embarrassment, who cares which rules are broken? JAQ etc
  22. Rural PNW does have its own brand of crazy, united with disparate reaches of the country only by open borders and a cultivated, shared resentment. Dig the flag tho.
  23. You’d think the last thing that guy would want to see in his free time is more kids.
  24. Sorry if this has already been discussed somewhere in the preceding BWG word salad, but when does Sims decide?
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