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  1. Degenerate Gardner
    I've always liked him, but Tim Brando's personal anecdotes have made me wonder. No one decent successful person decides to live in Shreveport.
  2. Degenerate Gardner
    The street corner Trump rube markets would do well to stock Barrett bikini calendars. Poor Photoshoping of her head on others' bodies will not deter purchases.
  3. Degenerate Gardner
    Better that than Hot Wheels.
  4. Degenerate Gardner
    Bijan walking away from that is my favorite moment today. I'll now try to remove my heart from my throat.
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  6. Degenerate Gardner
    If course he does. That means it's a 2-door.
  7. Degenerate Gardner
    Compelling performance by Lindsay. Just donated to Jaime Harrison.
  8. Degenerate Gardner
    Where all the fiscal conservatives at?
  9. Degenerate Gardner
    Most astonishing is that 36% acknowledge the CDC is a superior source to Ill Douche on covid and STILL. identify as Republican. They see Trump undermining health experts, politicizing the CDC, 200k dying and think 'they have my vote'. I feel like we're in a steep dive and running out of sky to pull up. I'm not even sure we know which way that is any more.
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    I don't care about his credentials or degrees. Any idiot could tell you hiring Edward Scissorhands as the team doc was doomed from the start.
  11. Degenerate Gardner
    Perhaps slurping Dotard's diseased mushroom on the reg has perils beyond a mere loss of self respect. Do your worst, vengeful gods!
  12. Degenerate Gardner
    Mission: Forget Reality took us to a fun place on Amazon last night. If you're of the right age and mind, I Highly Recommend Paul Lynde's 1976 Halloween special. It is a hilarious trip. Too many stars to enumerate, but suffice to say that Kiss plays several songs and Pinky Tuscadero is heavily featured.
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    I am nauseous.
  14. Degenerate Gardner
    Even as a degenerate, betting on the outcome of the election rubs me the wrong way, like wagering whether your wife will survive childbirth. This is life and death. To each their own though.
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    Damnit Becki, he was just about to do his William Holden impression!
  16. Degenerate Gardner
    Austin was still cool back then. No, it was actually terribly hot. I am all for traveling whenywhere, seeking fortune and saving humanity, but I'm too delicate to live in the south without A/C.
  17. Degenerate Gardner
    It's a great day to be Lee Greenwood
  18. Degenerate Gardner
    Smart. The school will save a fortune on tackling dummies.
  19. Degenerate Gardner
    They're waiting for a Democrat to be elected President. Like vampires emerging from their coffins when darkness falls, except far less genuine and worldly.
  20. Degenerate Gardner
    Sweet Jesus, there are politics complaints in this thread too? Should we start a Holy Shit thread devoted exclusively to sources that hold no political opinion?
  21. Degenerate Gardner
    Can't wait until Jim Baker starts hawking his 5 lb bucket of doomsday schwag.
  22. Degenerate Gardner
    Reckless rhetoric meant to inflame and cause chaos. Trump's reelection strategy in a nutshell.
  23. Degenerate Gardner
    Nah man, I wouldn't be such a fucking idiot as to presume knowing such a thing. You?
  24. Degenerate Gardner
    You find speculation about his character acceptable but not concern for his well being. Youll have to pardon me if I give less than a fuck what you think.
  25. Degenerate Gardner
    Energy survived having Rick Perry as its Secretary. How could Biden possibly do worse than the milkman yell leader?

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