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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. What say we not post dangerous, stupid shit? I know this must be a confusing request coming from me.
  2. The party which hysterically cried that kneeling football players doom America supports actual traitors. The constituency that breathlessly chastised us to Never Forget 9/11 ignores a similar Covid bodycount each day. And for all the horrors, they nearly re-elected Trump. I don't think charges of villainy matter a damn bit. This is our concern dude.
  3. When 'Whatever Trump says!" is your de facto ideology, there are bound to be a few logical missteps and whatnot.
  4. They're building a buzz. Marketing 101.
  5. Thus began an irrational lifelong hatred of coastal elites.
  6. I hope you realize that this claim is BS and use the readily available resources on this very board to disabuse yourself of this notion. I hope you're just lazy and/or blinded by confirmation bias. Optimism dwindling tho. C'mon man.
  7. Smart and selfish. Sometimes it's OK to be selfish, but don't be suprised when you're criticized for it.
  8. Lord loves a working man and don't trust whitey.
  9. Finally some good news.
  10. Step 1: Become chief cheerleader for a nuclear dumpster fire of a President whose pandemic bungling kills a quarter million Americans. Step 2: Undermine safety recommendations from qualified, competent public health officials that would limit additional deaths. Step 3: Profit. No I mean it, line up for your time at the trough, you've earned it.
  11. Dan is in a tough spot. The GOP crazies these days are out of their minds, turning against anyone who even occasionally contradicts Trump's version of truth. He can't afford too many more eye-for-an-eye exchanges.
  12. And that Melanie salted the Rose Garden. Probably some red stable boy lawn jockey statues too.
  13. Thanks. I was picturing a short-legged dog but that didn't feel right
  14. I wish I had a nickel every time I heard that.
  15. You're fun. I will let you know where I land on the whole Ignore thing.
  16. Yes but the degree is ambiguous and thus "Defund the pokice" is poorly suited for sloganeering. The ambiguity both hampers your own message's effectiveness and makes the slogan ripe for fear mongering by the opposition. Es no bueno.
  17. At the very least, their CEO was lucky to sell off in November soon after the initial announcement.
  18. Why not? The Trump kids have demonstrated their skill in running nonprofits (into the ground).
  19. "Enemies of Democracy" barely even stings anymore when your constituency rewards bad behavior. Cue the grinning tubby yokels in the 'I'd rather be a dead Russian than live Democrat' shirts. The rot is so deep, being an Enemy of Trump is a much more undesirable label to them.
  20. Now that Barr has announced no significant issues found, I see Trump pivoting from contesting the election to a Twitter game show pardon sale-a-thon. Reasonable crooks would be discrete but Trump will be too easily seduced by the intoxicating power he holds over peoples' heads. He will absolutely sell pardons too. Always Be Grifting.
  21. Mr President I would like a pardon too please. Thx, Butterbean
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