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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. If not a pledge of allegiance, we need at least need a national safe word.
  2. Trebek and Connery together again.
  3. How soon until Fauci resigns to head Biden's covid taskforce? Not a cabinet position but a critical one, especially when unconstrained by Trump's narrow self-interest. It'll be so refreshing to hear public health experts speaking freely again.
  4. I hope to forgive. I hope not to forget. Republicans must reckon with the profane horror that is Trump. You own it eternally. There's no escaping that unless you manufacture and reside in an alternate reality. Sigh. To be fair we all own it. I am part of an American people who elected Donald Trump. That stain isn't going away overnight. Grace is needed eventually.
  5. The Bidet?
  6. Smoke 2 joints when you smoke 2 joints. And then you smoke 2 more.
  7. Putting on black Nike hi-tops and climbing into a bunk bed.
  8. Trying to keep the drinking and posting to a minimum - unless I overshoot the mark, in which case all bets are off. I haven't experienced this kind of stress since I cared about college football.
  9. If a Trump loss is certain, it's easy to imagine that the master negotiator will try to leverage a personal gain in exchange for peaceful transition. 'If you do/don't do X, I'll tell my people to stand down'. Everything is transactional and nothing's off the table.
  10. Fuck that, too bothsidesy. I have yet to see any obnoxious jackasses in trucks sporting Biden flags and menacing others. Republican politicians and voters have done this. Anyone who supports them is complicit.
  11. Someone else must be blamed. Always.
  12. Speaking of assholes holding NJ traffic hostage for selfish purposes, how's Chris Christie faring?
  13. Nah, a nobody's coked up stories with underage gals barely make the news anymore.
  14. The Civil War chess pieces will be much fatter this time around.
  15. Never trust anyone from the Society for Violent Anachronisms.
  16. Republicans in general seemed so much more enthusiastic about bringing democracy to Iraq than protecting it in the US. If course it has proven to be as insincere as claims of being fiscally conservative, compassionate, and guardians of marriage's sanctity.
  17. Trump perceived masks hurt him, is incapable of admitting error, marginalized their use and megashittoheads fall in line. It's no more complicated than that. Republican voters act against their own best interests on the reg.
  18. C'mon, give Greenwald a break. He's auditioning for the Respected Journalist role on TrumpTV.
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