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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. All this except That part is easy.
  2. Sark does not respect the field position game enough.
  3. Blue is offensive mvp over Helm. Runs and catches have been impressive for Blue.
  4. Why does Ryan Day wear so much eyeliner?
  5. Good job Sark not glancing noticeably at the boobs.
  6. That is exactly why I always share my vittles.
  7. I’d never even heard of this regional coffee chain. Kudos to Marketing I guess.
  8. Aaron Rodgers is like kryptonite for the legitimate Ayahuasca-Ketamine Movement.
  9. Obviously you’re not an STD researcher.
  10. The problem with the death by material success calculus is that it invariably starts being determined by people who disagree with me.
  11. I’m only speaking from a subjective judgement of entertainment vale, nothing more. Also, high.
  12. Unique opinion: the NBA is unbearable, even when my team is winning. Pro basketball lost me. It’s probably keeping them up at night.
  13. Same thing happened years ago in Barton Hills, of all places. A far less exotic vehicle split when it careened into a neighbor’s front yard and tagged a tree. Somehow 1 of 3 survived without lasting injury. RIP Andrew and the gal driving.
  14. Holy fuck. That could have been a real problem on a different day.
  15. Goddamn it I hate the Cowboys but Overshown’s injury is a damn shame. He walked off, assisted. I hope that’s a good sign.
  16. Plus the bogus roughing call on us. It’s suboptimal.
  17. Boo hoo. Win the fucking game.
  18. Yearning for Pino, huh? I’m more of a Dick man.
  19. Carson Beck looks like he’s headed to an audition for Hedwig and the Angry Inch after the game.
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