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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Thank Jesus/Allah/Buddha/Ra that Bijan is still with us, much less walking today.
  2. Indeed. Sweep his political leg and break his political neck. Then skull-fuck him. Politically.
  3. You can't help anybody, doc. That's what impotent means.
  4. I've always kind of liked him, but Tim Brando's personal anecdotes today made me wonder. No decent sane person makes money and decides to live in Shreveport. Good win tho. Whatever. 2020 is the year all of life became Arena League. Why would this game be different?
  5. I've always liked him, but Tim Brando's personal anecdotes have made me wonder. No one decent successful person decides to live in Shreveport.
  6. The street corner Trump rube markets would do well to stock Barrett bikini calendars. Poor Photoshoping of her head on others' bodies will not deter purchases.
  7. Better that than Hot Wheels.
  8. Bijan walking away from that is my favorite moment today. I'll now try to remove my heart from my throat.
  9. If course he does. That means it's a 2-door.
  10. Compelling performance by Lindsay. Just donated to Jaime Harrison.
  11. Where all the fiscal conservatives at?
  12. Most astonishing is that 36% acknowledge the CDC is a superior source to Ill Douche on covid and STILL. identify as Republican. They see Trump undermining health experts, politicizing the CDC, 200k dying and think 'they have my vote'. I feel like we're in a steep dive and running out of sky to pull up. I'm not even sure we know which way that is any more.
  13. I don't care about his credentials or degrees. Any idiot could tell you hiring Edward Scissorhands as the team doc was doomed from the start.
  14. Perhaps slurping Dotard's diseased mushroom on the reg has perils beyond a mere loss of self respect. Do your worst, vengeful gods!
  15. Mission: Forget Reality took us to a fun place on Amazon last night. If you're of the right age and mind, I Highly Recommend Paul Lynde's 1976 Halloween special. It is a hilarious trip. Too many stars to enumerate, but suffice to say that Kiss plays several songs and Pinky Tuscadero is heavily featured.
  16. I am nauseous.
  17. Even as a degenerate, betting on the outcome of the election rubs me the wrong way, like wagering whether your wife will survive childbirth. This is life and death. To each their own though.
  18. Damnit Becki, he was just about to do his William Holden impression!
  19. Austin was still cool back then. No, it was actually terribly hot. I am all for traveling whenywhere, seeking fortune and saving humanity, but I'm too delicate to live in the south without A/C.
  20. It's a great day to be Lee Greenwood
  21. Smart. The school will save a fortune on tackling dummies.
  22. They're waiting for a Democrat to be elected President. Like vampires emerging from their coffins when darkness falls, except far less genuine and worldly.
  23. Sweet Jesus, there are politics complaints in this thread too? Should we start a Holy Shit thread devoted exclusively to sources that hold no political opinion?
  24. Can't wait until Jim Baker starts hawking his 5 lb bucket of doomsday schwag.
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