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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. I am no better than most of you assholes, but at this point in the coping process, I’m not sure I can indulge myself in 4 years of celebrating leopards gorging on faces. Still contemplating the appropriate, healthy level of disengagement. I don’t want to cede what remains of my mental health to anger and resentment because I’m selfish and it would suck for me and my loved ones. I'm also considering a daily self-roofieing when I take meds and vitamins each morning. Lots of options on the table.
  2. I’m thinking of starting a sietch. Is there some sort of permitting process?
  3. Kaluma desperately wants to prove he can hit 3 pointers. Narrator: He cannot.
  4. “You would be my concubines”? Weird quasi homoerotic threat, bro.
  5. I can remember a time when R’s thought the solution to their problems was to “Let Trump Be Trump”. Funny, that’s a refrain you don’t hear much anymore.
  6. Trump criticizing someone for not having served in the military is on brand and will have zero consequences for him. News at 11.
  7. Fucking Jimmy Pesto. Nice job killing that golden goose, guy.
  8. Caleb hasn’t quite perfected Blue Steel. Time in stir should afford time to hone his craft.
  9. Thanks for posting that. Really cool to see.
  10. Lobo said a lot of things. You’ll have to be more specific.
  11. Here we have Trump’s stream of consciousness. Unsurprising at this point, he’s playing the hits on autopilot. Rudderless and exhausted. I hope his madness will be publicized and antagonized. The next three weeks will be hell on him, inshallah. Defining ineffable are the collective thoughts of audience members. I would pay good money to John Malckovich into one of those brains temporarily. The things they reconcile and ignore defy sanity.
  12. Aaron Rodgers looks like he’s in a K-Hole. Mind you, I only mention that because of the enormous pupils and distant look.
  13. Ain’t no winners in that picture.
  14. Hook’em! His were decisive moments.
  15. Gbolden was my guy.
  16. I believe you are referring to the period when they stopped calling offensive holding because reasons.
  17. Still pro-Jesus. Good to know:
  18. Ewers looks loose finally. Hallelujah
  19. DJ vibe for Mr Hill.
  20. They’re seriously dissatisfied with Jackson Arnold.
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