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Vertigo

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  1. Ubben is a little Missouri journalism douchebag who always hated Mack nuking Gary Pinkel's teams.
  2. Those nails fuck, and it looks like mini reveille is just crushed right now.
  3. I dont know if it was the broadcast or what, but that vaunted 12th man was fucking bullshit. That crowd was a kitten all night, even when they were trying to be loud.
  4. Liucci is already in the basement brewing the hopium for the offseason. He can spin it all he wants, but we absolutely sunk our foot up to the knee in their asses tonight, score not withstanding.
  5. Why do they insist on deifying their coaches? FFS
  6. Your wife, my girlfriend.
  7. In fairness, it’s just one little bitch.
  8. Strap a camera to his back.
  9. Sounds like the bag game is still alive and well in colleyville.
  10. Aggy attempting to talk shit will make sure of that.
  11. How good can it be if you have to import speakers on the sidelines for fake crowd noise?
  12. Excuse me sir, but arm punts are strictly forbidden in the Manning family contract. Best I can do is to have him catch his own pass 50 yards downfield.
  13. pretty good one this week.
  14. I think they are giving aggy a touchdown on homefield advantage alone. What's that? We already went into the big house in front of 107,000 screaming wolverines that hated us and beat the shit out of them? Well, 107,000 screaming wolverines is only half as effective as 75,000 screaming ags stupid sip.
  15. Winning all the time isn't good for the kids.
  16. This is how you fraternity.
  17. In fairness, it is the first time they have been in a position to see the winner cross the finish line up close. Normally they have to buy tickets from scalpers. They defeated Ticketmaster.
  18. Let them rage against the Baylors of the world.
  19. My aggie FIL who doesnt really sportsball asked me why it has been so long since Texas played a&m. I proceeded to tell him that we have always been willing to play, but when aggy went SEC they suddenly tried to look at us like we were beneath them and refused to play us. He quickly replied, “That sounds like the T-Sip version. I bet if I asked my aggie buddies they would have a different story.” I said “They probably do, but there are whole websites dedicated to all of the lies that make up aggie culture and history.” end of conversation
  20. I thought Auburn was about to get jobbed on that offensive PI call at the end of the game. Good thing aggy incompetence trumps ref incompetence.
  21. That seems a bit much for a bottle of lube.
  22. I would assume that would be Lubbock. Is there a lower place than the seventh circle of hell?
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