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Vertigo

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  1. I keep going back and forth thinking surely they are too talented to be this bad. Then I remember the Charlie Strong years.
  2. This first call is absolute greatness..
  3. Not with Joey Maguire at the helm. With the benefit of week one in the books, my picks are: SEC Texas versus LSU, Texas Wins B12 Utah versus Arizona State, Utah Wins ACC FSU versus Clemson, Clemson Wins B1G tOSU versus Penn State, tOSU Wins
  4. I don't often say this about a defensive back, but he moves differently out there. Incredibly fluid with great makeup speed and length. The sky is the limit for this kid. He might find himself in the Thorpe conversation in a year or two.
  5. Wasn't it Saban who told Sark to take the Texas job?
  6. The good news is that Arch probably faced his toughest test of the regular season out of the gate and everything will look easier from here. There were really no tendencies to look for, no idea even what kind of defense they were going to run, they had guys who were awesome at disguising coverages like Caleb Downs, and Patricia has multiple super bowl rings as a high quality DC. Sark will never say this publicly, but that gameplan seemed to me to be somewhat tactically vanilla. I don't think he wanted to roll out a bunch of stuff when he didn't really know what he was facing. I am not making excuses, but that is how I would have approached it. Especially if there is a chance I will see them again at the end of the season.
  7. One does not simply matriculate the ball down the field.
  8. Redfaced Bryan Kelly rant about NIL incoming.
  9. No but seriously, how many games do you think it will take Quinn to pass up Zack Wilson on the depth chart? It is only a matter of time.
  10. Love all of this except Sayin is a pretty mobile dude from what I understand. I think he is more likely to spook himself out of the pocket than to sit back and be cannon fodder for our edges.
  11. It took me about two offensive series to realize that Watson's offensive "overhaul" consisted of taking all of the same plays as last year from the shotgun. That is when I went full on PTSD mode into the void.
  12. I like it.... More of that please.
  13. My biggest complaint about 2026 is the stupid ass receiver animations. I cannot tell you how many times I get on top of a defender and catch a pass downfield, only to have the defender dive into my back and my guy just tosses the ball in the air backwards as an incompletion. I have seen it where it throws the ball 10 yards into the middle of the field for an easy interception. Makes me want to rage quit every time.
  14. The veer and shoot plays are goated in this game. The wide split RPOs are almost impossible to stop.
  15. His brother's dumbassery is rubbing off on him.
  16. I expect that Ohio State's offensive game plan may look eerily similar to Texas' for different reasons. Both will likely do a fair amount of 21 personnel in this game. tOSU will do it because they need to give help to their tackles against the pass rush and to try and tire out Simmons and Burke in the run game, which gives Sayin some breathing room. I expect Texas to do it to let Arch play with his back to the line of scrimmage in play action, and to allow some help with our younger tackles to let plays develop downfield.
  17. One thing I will say about youtube TV versus Hulu Live+ sports + whatever the hell else. When you are on mobile only Hulu is dogshit compared to youtube TV. Constant buffering and it is super clunky. Youtube does a much better job when you are at some assholes wedding who decided to get married during football season.
  18. I believe he called the tortillas matzah.
  19. The fact that Patterson even put him in that position and then hung him out to dry over an assistant coach was a fireable offense for the AD.
  20. Yes aggy, you get to leave behind Texas, Georgia, Bama, Tennessee, and LSU and replace them with those pissants of Ohio State, Michigan, Penn State, Oregon, and USC. It's foolproof!
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