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Vertigo

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  1. His brother's dumbassery is rubbing off on him.
  2. I expect that Ohio State's offensive game plan may look eerily similar to Texas' for different reasons. Both will likely do a fair amount of 21 personnel in this game. tOSU will do it because they need to give help to their tackles against the pass rush and to try and tire out Simmons and Burke in the run game, which gives Sayin some breathing room. I expect Texas to do it to let Arch play with his back to the line of scrimmage in play action, and to allow some help with our younger tackles to let plays develop downfield.
  3. One thing I will say about youtube TV versus Hulu Live+ sports + whatever the hell else. When you are on mobile only Hulu is dogshit compared to youtube TV. Constant buffering and it is super clunky. Youtube does a much better job when you are at some assholes wedding who decided to get married during football season.
  4. I believe he called the tortillas matzah.
  5. The fact that Patterson even put him in that position and then hung him out to dry over an assistant coach was a fireable offense for the AD.
  6. Yes aggy, you get to leave behind Texas, Georgia, Bama, Tennessee, and LSU and replace them with those pissants of Ohio State, Michigan, Penn State, Oregon, and USC. It's foolproof!
  7. It is the Cade Klubnik bump. Since he is the "best returning QB" in the eyes of the media, everyone just assumes Clemson is going to be a playoff team.
  8. I am 100% convinced that Dillingham started preparing for Texas the day the seeding got announced. Basically like 4 weeks to game plan for one team. If they would have had a week to prepare, that game isn't nearly as close as it was.
  9. Yeah, the 3 years in a row @ major non con opponents is a product of the early exit from the B12. They flipped the Michigan game to an away game to make Fox whole, but originally was a home game. I am not sure if we are going to get a return trip from Michigan or tOSU out of the deal, but I hope so.
  10. Just in time for Elko to get his way and stop scheduling strong OOC opponents.
  11. I said this at one point a few years ago, but it got so annoying having teams roll shit out on us every week that they had been working on all summer specifically to face us. Rivalries aside, teams can't really do that in the SEC because we are one of about 5 really hard games on the schedule. A&M is the only team stupid enough to sacrifice a win in another game for a chance to beat us, and then they end up losing both.
  12. I know honey... let's just go to the jelly section and point for our next name.
  13. We double and even triple teamed him at points in the game. Barron would have gotten cooked eventually if they left him alone all game.
  14. I saw one scene where he filmed himself getting out of a "crevass" that was later revealed to be about 200 feet from the highway.
  15. Mashed potatoes beget more potatoes apparently.
  16. The mental gymnastics Pate does in this is truly astounding. My favorite piece is him calling Casius Howell potentially one of the best edge players in the country after a 3rd team all MAC season in 2023.
  17. No.. Welker played the nightmare position.
  18. You just have to have a jetpack at RB to make that work, otherwise they will get run down from behind. Bam Morris would have never worked in this system.
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