Vertigo
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Me and Michael Jackson just knew that this was going to go this way.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
Don't these guys know that there will be a pool party or a visit to a swimming tank?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I would agree, but they always seem to be doing something like that. If they aren't squandering resources they are running off coaches, making general asses of themselves in a public domain, and continuing the institutional delusion of their fanbase through lies and propaganda that later gets disproven in often embarrassing ways.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I would add Nookie but I concur. Do you even freak on a leash bro?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
On top of their historical norm of one 10 win season every decade or so, they also don't seem to get that the only times that they have ever become a "force" in recruiting is when a few things tend to line up perfectly: Texas is wrapped around the axle and has fucked itself up. They find some flash in the pan gimmick (Sumlin/Manziel) or just go all in on rampant cheating (RC, Sherrill, Jimbo, et al.). They are pushing the envelope to places that others are not willing to go (2022 class). When all three of those things are not in play, they sit at their historical mean. An above average team with no real hope for the top of the sport. When all three of those things are in play, they are an easy target for the NCAA. The legal pay for play era has done more harm for A&M, Bama, LSU, and OU than I could have ever hoped.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Now watch them do nothing in the portal at QB and just think that it is all going to get appreciably better over the summer.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I like Quinn and think he will do better than most think in the NFL, but I will point out the painful truth about Alabama and Michigan games. They were both game 2 where Sark had an entire offseason to gameplan for them and Quinn had an entire offseason to study them on film while tuning up on a cupcake beforehand. It was peak Quinn, not every week Quinn.- Transfer DT Maraad Watson
Great googly moogly- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
That is a horrible list, holy shit. My list would be: Sam Leavitt Cade Klubnik LeNorris Sellers John Mateer Arch Manning DJ Lagway Drew Allar Haynes King Carson Beck Nico Iamaleava Kevin Jennings Luke Altmyer Sawyer Robinson Darian Mensah- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I haven't seen stats, but Vasek may have a higher win rate than Simmons. He is a problem when he is healthy. If he did manage to get extended time opposite Simmons it would be nightmare fuel for OCs.- Taking it way back…
The Fitlove/Rome Rose saga was epic and got us through an entire offseason of Charlie Strong Daniel Figurelli is the first time I have been scared of Shaggy/Surly. When a dude literally changed his name to try and get away.- Taking it way back…
Nothing like those soft and sultry music ballads to highlight the raw athleticism.- OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Is... Is that a tape wrapped dildo?- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Finding the field and being guaranteed playing time are not the same.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Santana Wilson will find the field this year, he is getting good reviews in camp.- CFB Catch-All Thread -- 2024
They should have hired Deshaun Foster when they had the chance...- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Nooo onnnneeee flips like Gaston. No one trips like Gaston. No one cures young Bert Auburn's yips like Gaston.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Legit LOL- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Oh fuck off, those are really good.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Golden Tee is an arcade game that has been inexplicably popular for twenty years. Not a bad thing to be selling.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I can tell you where you aren't going...- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Really good player. He gives me a bit of a Nick Bosa vibe but I think Bosa had a little quicker first step in HS.- 2025 NFL Draft
NFL teams talking themselves into a guy who is a career 54% passer as a top 10 pick because he can throw it far and run fast is one of the most hilarious and predictable outcomes. Richardson was just a flashier Tyrone Swoopes. The Colts deserve every bit of shit they get into eternity for this pick.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
We have stacked 3 years of top 5 recruiting classes including number 1 class last cycle. We have also avoided portal losses of significance. - Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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