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  1. 22 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    This is the 12th post on this page of this thread. 

    Post 1) Confuses an English philosopher with a football recruit with a completely different surname.

    Post 2) Covers recruiting forecast changes for previously referenced recruit.

    Post 3) A meditation on Austin then vs. now as seen through the lens of the author of the Anarchist Cookbook.

    Post 4) Exploring a new ranking system, as arbitrary as any other.

    Post 5) Someone analyzes what sooners think of Demarco Murray on Twitter in regard to recruiting.

    Post 6) Brief analysis of recently discussed recruit's film and upside.

    Post 7) Pedantic clarification of position target for said recruit.

    Post 8 ) Nervous posting of a witty-ish gif in response to Anarchist Cookbook post.

    Post 9) Someone wants to get high on kitchen cleaning products.

    Post 10) Reference to some Austin politician's forehead that idiots on Surly have been obsessing over for years.

    Post 11) Further tie-out between the Austin politician and the most important English philosopher of the 19th century. 

     

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  2. 1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

    Lets us pray to every god and deity in the known universe that KKL is not part of the deal for this rube to come to the gomers from corn aggy. 

    Meanwhile, Jimbo is on some caribbean island buying every prostitute for 100 miles. 

  3. I think the AD position has largely become an NIL recruiting and fundraising position with schools willing to look the other way on other stupid shit they do. Say what you want about Bjork, but he milked the shit out of their donor base. Alberts has been successful in getting a somewhat competent NIL program off the ground, and he made a splash hire in Rhule. I expect him to hit the ground running at ATM and the rubes will just keep throwing money at things like MOAR FACILITIES. 

  4. 20 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

    I haven't heard much about him but I know he lost a ton of weight. I'm curious if they don't prefer him at an in-line TE position. I think he got some play there.

    Agbo is down to 280, I have heard Bobby and Gerry postulate that his future may in fact be at an in line blocking TE due to his great feet. 

  5. 7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    As the bracket selection committee gathers in a crowded hotel conference room, the NCAA president hushes the group in order to speak:

    ”Folks, I know we’ve got some tough decisions to make over the next few hours. Not everyone is going to be happy and some of you might wind up damned near upset. That said, we need to get to it. I just have one caveat that I think we can all agree to as we get underway - Texas A&M cannot make this tournament. I don’t like them and consider them a true threat to upend everything we hold dear if they make it in. “

    ”Hear! Hear!” shouts the exuberant crowd in unison. 

    They just need to focus on pushing the envelope on CFP expansion to 20 so they can actually make it in some years.

  6. On 3/6/2024 at 11:44 AM, slorch said:

    My favorites all time

    Never saw him play in person, but EJ Holub IS MR Red Raider to me.

    I went to church with EJ many years ago. Nice guy and just a huge dude.

  7. 4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    JJ has elite meditation rate while cameras are watching.

    I am pretty sure I saw him floating at the combine. The big question is if the team is willing to take a timeout when they get to the redzone so he can recenter. 

     

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