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  1. 14 minutes ago, Dr.Dre said:

    I can’t blame RHM.  If I were getting yelled at by a hipster/shark fin mofo I’d yell right back.  I mean Mehringer probably is the one taking all of EJs Starbucks bull shit photos everyone bitches about.    I know not everyone can look like gunnery sergeant Hartman but how ridiculous would that character been with a shark in and hipster beard.  Orlando’s got it figured out with the mean mug.  That shit works when your yelling at primadonna entitled teenage football players.

    Fuck Mehringer he’s dead weight.  A good coach adjusts his style so his atheletes get what they need and stay motivated.  By all accounts the receiver group underperformed.  He gets no quarter in my book.  Giles at least turned a DL no one feared to respectable.  Maybe Giles just needs to be in the NFL game no recruiting needed there.

    It was questionable that RHM would have even been eligible this season. The starting slot receiver at UT leaves with multiple years left to play and can’t even get in at a diploma mill school like LSU or Western Michigan and has to go JUCO? Mehringer may suck and be a bad fit, but RHM is just a dumbass.

  2. 2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

    I don't know his SPARQ or laser-timed scores or anything.  But just going from the eyeball test, he reminds me a lot of what Joshua Moore looked like on film as a junior.

    Many of us were meh on Moore, even after he picked the good guys after his commit video dumbassery (Hi Leon!). I’m still wait and see on the kid, so this doesn’t scream take to me.

  3. 55 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

    Wish Orlando was the lead recruiter for a couple of these DL recruits.

    Once we fire Warehime and Mehringer into the sun, we should really consider adding a second DL coach if Herman just refuses to put Giles out to pasture. 

  4. 21 hours ago, F250 said:

    Which is weird because their academic standards have been declining for years. You would expect the SWT/TXST effect to kick in by now.

    Those kind of girls gravitate to cities with nightlife not pastures with maroon carrots. 

  5. On 6/30/2018 at 5:09 PM, kopp0e said:

    With the likelyhood of the XII surviving past the GoR's of 2025 increasing by the year, there needs to be some serious thought of who to replace Baylor with: (any of)

    Tulane

    Rice

    New Mexico

    Colorado State

    BYU

     

    Bama

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  6. 18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    You doubt Sir Edward Lafayette Orgeron, Esq., at your own peril, sir. 

    Coach O is wise. When asked about character risks in his program at a press conference recently he had this to say:

    ”Oum an pueaxmash foo Brooke eumban wadin FOOBAW!!”

  7. 1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

    I'm with you on this one. There is nothing we saw from a year ago that can inspire even a fucking shred of hope regarding offense coming into this season. I expect the same terrible bullshit from the coaching staff on offense that we witnessed all last year. I expect terrible playcalling with nothing resembling an actual plan and even worse personnel decision-making. It won't shock me in the fucking least if these morons don't even start Anderson at LT to open the game against Maryland. 

    Anyone expecting anything better from the same offensive fuckheads on the coaching staff has their head planted firmly up their asshole. I expect Texas to win in spite of that because of the defense and because it is Maryland. I expect that Texas will win 9+ games this year in spite of the absolute ineptitude of Beck, Warehime, and Mehringer because of the defense, conference talent turnover, and at some point, Herman will be required to start calling the plays on offense.

    Someone spiked your koolaid with some weird shit man.

  8. 14 hours ago, satyanash said:

    A case could be made that Texas A&M offensive tackle commit Kenyon Green was the Alpha Dog on the line of scrimmage. He went 7-3 in his 10 reps including two wins over the country’s No. 1 recruit Kayvon Thibodeaux

    --Wiltfong

    34 minutes ago, Machinator said:

    Kayvon Thibodeaux is as advertised, destroying Kenyon Green during the 1-on-1s.

    --IT

     

    Lulz

  9. 19 minutes ago, satyanash said:

    I meant it in the sense that Wiltfong writes glowing evals about A&M guys because of his Elko connection. Erick Young for example. The staff considers him a safety, and a low-priority one at that, so Wiltfong raving about him isn't especially meaningful. 

    Sydney is getting owned today by Satya.

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  10. 10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

    Wiltfong CB'd John Emery Jr. to Mississippi State. Expect Coach Oeaux to attempt a more spirited run at Noah Cain.

    It seems like he is turning into coach oeaux shit! due to all of the botched recruitments.

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