Vertigo

He has a brain neck. Also the neck of a 75 year old Florida woman.

In a very bizarre, mentally unbalanced kind of way. As if he was going to corner the market on athletic DL and money whip all of them into staying. Never mind the rest of the roster was on fire, but he had ALL the DL in the SEC.

CSB time. In 2005, I had a buddy of mine who was a huge USC homer from SoCal. We were jawing at each other all year talking about which team was better. Once the Rose Bowl was announced it became a full on smackfest. He knew a little bit about Texas, but had not really watched them play. He was too enamored with Reggie Bush and Matt Leinhart to care about our little team. Fast forward to the game, and the 4th and 5. As soon as Vince crossed the goal line my phone rings. He just says "Dude, Vince Young is the most incredible fucking athlete I have ever seen. *Click*" To this day it was one of the greatest phone calls I have ever received.

What down swing? They are about to sign the number 1 class again.

This was all in the plans stupid sip. He is bringing Riley Leonard with him. Oh wait... No, Klein is bringing Will Howard and Avery Johnson with him. Wait...

And Tyanthony Smith has had his car impounded at the county line and his tires slashed.

Murphy also has a prior relationship with Manny Diaz, if I were putting money on it I would say he ends up there.

If Kelvin Banks played Center in high school, I am not sure his film would have looked any better than this. I found myself laughing at the devastation throughout the whole thing.

I thought Shuttlesworth was an amalgamation of people on the IT side. It was like a gumbo of journalism without the gravy since ketch was not involved.

Well, since she actually gets to be in the room while the CFP is deliberating all of their picks, what would you consider her?

They changed it slightly, Christian Clark is going to be an EE, but it is still evidently very difficult to do. I am not sure if Wilson is an EE or just signing on NSD1.

a 6'8 and 6'6 guard is weird. Does DeBoer only recruit tackles and then move some of those guys inside to guard? I would expect Murphy to feast on those guys with his lower leverage point. And teams have not been able to run shit against us on counter plays all season. I think this game sets up well for us so long as we can avoid the deep shots daggers.

I really hope he finds his way back to a 5 star so that he gets that +1 extra speed and tackling boost on the field.

I saw some early reports that he had visited DJ Lagway. Beyond that it has been nothing.

You might see a Crawford, Robinson, or Sanborn sneak in at the end of the draft as a special teamer, Brooks will most likely go pro, and it sounds like Collins is leaning towards declaring. So that could be as many as 10-12 guys.

Man, Billy must be completely worn through at this point to ban him for that benign post. What a bitch.

We are going to be top 5, and it is really splitting hairs at that level. You are talking about 2 or 3 points difference for entire classes, and some of those classes have 4 or 5 more guys in them. If someone said we finished 5th or 2nd, it all kind of feels the same. Tip of the hat to the staff regardless.

I don't know.. I just don't see it. As a true MLB, maybe he will be fine, but he just seemed to be a guy that was second or third to the ball on a bunch of cleanup plays and just kind of floats around after the ball is snapped.

I was about ready to come in with a hawt take about rather having Tristan Jernigan in their class since he is bigger and higher rated. Then I went and watched them side by side, and no... no I would not. Tristan Jagagain is just not very impactful. Why they went all the way to Mississippi for this guy I will never know. The one senior game Smith has out on hudl is actually pretty good. He is a good space player in pass coverage, has very good athleticism, and was generally all over the field on both sides of the ball. He gives me a Mo Blackwell vibe but with a thicker frame to grow into. If we can push him up to 230 lbs we could have a pretty damn good player on our hands with a year or two of development. He is still small school raw in terms of his ability to play football with technique, but he is easily a take. On a side note, A&M is so incredibly fucked at LB. After losing out on Perkins and Hill in back to back classes, if we do flip Smith they are going to be set back at that position for 3 years or more.

I think Williams is an extreme longshot to be anywhere other than Bama, but if I am playing along and say we actually landed him, it would create a very interesting Johntay Cook problem. Is the answer simply to move Johntay to the other side? Perhaps, but he would be on portal watch.

Aranda: Oh hey Alex... what are you doing here at the airport? Foster: Oh hey coach.. uh. I am headed to Austin for the weekend.. for reasons. Aranda: So let me get this straight, you made me fly my ass out here to Mississippi when you were coming to Austin the next day? Foster: Did you want to do an in-home at my hotel? I guess we could have done that if you don't mind all of the Texas swag.

This is absolutely delicious, I do this for parties. I am the biggest queso snob there is, but this is a departure that is legit. Must be eaten with Fritos.

In one of my drunken stupors, I one time managed to order a steak at ihop. Not even a numb face could disguise the atrocity on that plate.