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Vertigo

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  1. Sark: Hey Coach Traylor, this is Sark. I just want to know what kind of kid Trey Moore is before we decide to take him. Traylor: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I HATE YOUR STUPID FAUXHAWK! Sark: Thanks coach, that's all I needed. Swing by the house sometime if you ever want to get out of the barrio down in San Antonio. Traylor: GAWD DAMN YOU MOTHER... *click*
  2. He found himself in the Yellow Rose I believe and I hear a nice lady showed him the way back to campus.
  3. Aww, this was one of BO&Ws first rakes from a fake account a few days ago. Those were the days..
  4. If we were to actually land one of A&Ms DL transfers, that place would go apocalyptic. What if we scored the game winning touchdown at Kyle Field on a long pass to Evan Stewart, while Walter Nolan sealed the game with a sack on 4th down?
  5. If I ever get to meet CTJ, I am going to do this to him with a greenbean.
  6. I wonder if that "slush fund" is the PUF. Because that would be about right considering it is prohibited to be used on athletics.
  7. ...to allow us to deal with Sandstorm's frequencies." I lost it.
  8. Dear Mr. Saban, We regret to inform you that your helicopter/plane have been impounded by the local authorities for suspected crimes against native american football team's hopes and dreams. It will be released on December 21st at 2AM. We have arranged for our best holding cell to accommodate you while you wait.
  9. This recruitment has been really odd. Outside of just overt money being dropped (which I can't rule out), I don't understand the appeal for McKinley to aggy. Is he more of a small town kid? Does he just hate LSU? Does he find Bo Davis to be menacing? Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
  10. How he was a freshman all american must simply be from playing time. He was absolutely annihilated more times than I can count. I saw him get reverse pancaked on bull rushes multiple times.
  11. His highlights are all totally as a running back. While Patterson made a living switching small town RBs and QBs to defense, we don't currently have a LB coach. I would imagine that is not totally off the table, but for recruiting purposes it would be a tougher sell.
  12. In my opinion, I hope Penix wins every offseason award he possibly can. That means he will have spent 3 weeks on the banquet circuit and they will have to roll his ass off the bus.
  13. 2 more years of eligibility too. Maybe he can go be the road grader that Tom Herman always knew he could be.
  14. I had not seen that play against the linebacker, that is fantastic.
  15. Not to defend rake stepping BO&W, but Bobby literally said that on the livestream this morning.
  16. I don't think Beck ever had that kind of top end speed. The dude has great feet and contact balance too. I have no idea if we have a chance at a flip, but he is a really interesting prospect.
  17. Oh I don't doubt he is receiving those texts. Those are his redass aggy HS coach posters and sources who love anything that A&M does because its the best durn school in the country.
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