Vertigo

I am a columnist there. I have my own hawt takes thread.

This kid was NOT admitted to the Texum A&M Harvard on the Brazos drive thru upon his application and subsequent frosty order.

I don't want to spoil your fun, but here is how the next 8 months are going to play out. Maalik will end the season as the backup QB, but we will start hearing some buzz about Arch in the practices leading up to bowl week provided we miss the CFP. Once the season ends, Sark will say something to the effect of "This is Quinn's team heading into next season, but there is an open competition behind him to see who will be next man up." Maalik will most likely bypass the end of season portal window so that he can go into spring practice and compete for the job, although if he gets enticed into the portal in the early window it would not be the most surprising thing in the world. Commence more "Arch has closed the gap" buzz in the Spring followed by "Arch may be pulling ahead". At this point, if Sark hasn't done so already, he will sit Maalik down and tell him that because he loves and respects him and wants the best for him, he thinks his path to the field will be faster with another team. Maalik then enters transfer portal and is one of the biggest names in there, gets a nice NIL deal, and has 3 years to start for another P5 team. Fin.

The activism part is factually correct. I never offered an opinion on it one way or the other. Neg away if it made your pee pee hurt.

Not being able to play on Saturdays seems problematic..

He did a public apology the day after in his weekly press conference I believe. I am sure CDC put his foot in his ass over it.

My favorite part is when the locker room splintered and some very good players like Overshown had their performances tank because they were all running around trying to become a bunch of activists while Herman was threatening to throw his wife out of a moving plane. Those were the days.

He gets his info from Luicci, so expect him to have a ministry of truth flavor to whatever he actually says.

Yeah, but do the bartenders smile with their eyes?

Looks like a fairly mild day. Should be around 45 at kickoff, no wind or rain. That's about the best you could hope for.

If this is true, then they really are stupider than we think. They have zero depth on that team outside of DLine. Sure, they may go and get some high end front line starters, but it takes years to build depth. If they allocate for one big title run then they literally have a 1 year window. Plus, neither Weigman or Johnson have proven to be that dude at QB. Even If they go ape shit in the portal, it still isn't going to work.

Couldn't have happened to a better group of people.

Battle for the orange traffic cone.

The first one turned out ok.

Corn Ninjas. Complete with Cobb num-chuks, and combine blade throwing stars.

Oh I am sure they will be shouting that from the rooftops on every media platform in the country while half the roster heads for the exits. It's like the lady at the bar who has been divorced 6 times bragging about how good she is in bed.

I have seen this movie before. A guy by the name of Bill Stewart at West Virginia took over when RichRod went to Michigan. The players rallied around him and won the fiesta bowl over Oklahoma, then they demanded he be the coach. The AD acquiesced, and then he went 9-4, 9-4, 9-4, and was fired three years later.

I am thinking more on the recruiting front. He was abysmal.

He is the only coach in history with 100 wins at 2 schools.

OMG, I forgot about Santucci. LOL please bring him back.

It's Kobe Black... That will be 9.95

Since there should be about 5 or 6 top tier jobs open, this makes a ton of sense. I don't see aggy doing it, but would UCLA? I could see Arkansas or Miss State making a run at him. Hell, I wouldn't even count out Michigan State or Michigan if that were to open.

I think we are going to dominate the LOS on both sides on Saturday. What that means in the box score I have no idea, but I think we are going to make some people not enjoy football.