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Rio Don

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  1. We're going to hear the same bullshit that we do with the NCAA tournament every year. There's absolutely no way that it's going to be chalk all the way to the finals. My guess is two of the top four don't make it. CFB is just too wild with such a degree of variance that any of these top 12 teams could win on a given day.
  2. Agree. They probably also did stupid shit like fart in the ice bucket and think that it's still going to stink when he gets there if you put the lid on it. Hey Aggy, if you don't want to be a little brother, stop acting like a little brother.
  3. Dorks. Ocho Cinco sending highlight tapes to DBs with bottles of Pepto is a much better approach.
  4. Dying laughing at Catalon sending the game into OT by doing his best Scud missile impression.
  5. When someone has an answer for everything, and that answer is uniformly positive, you know they're fucked. The inability to tell the truth about the state of his team will make people more angry when later season beatdowns start happening. What will they do when Hawkins tries to do what freshmen do and gets himself hurt trying to make some hero play? Go back to Arnold?
  6. I want to call him something like Aggy Kaufman, but it doesn't have the right ring to it. If he's trolling, he's the fucking Keyser Soze of trolls.
  7. Oh shit... Here come the Van Buren Boys.
  8. This is some Banksy-level internet performance art.
  9. I used to love that watching that dude. He literally spiked the ball on someone's face at one point. BVP forever.
  10. "Grete Griffin (wife, pictured) is an Estonian heptathlete..." You can't swing a dead cat without hitting an Estonian heptathlete in Austin, especially near an Oat Willie's or Planet K.
  11. 10/10 call back on this. That's the perfect reference on so many levels.
  12. Please for the love of all things tell me that the Spaceballs hats is a thing we're doing now. Answered my own question... https://nogginboss.com/ This is glasses with no lenses, circa 2024.
  13. This idea is dumber than a mud fence. The population in Moore is roughly half of that in Norman.
  14. This seems like the right take for most of us who don't have some connection to the inner workings of things. The only thing that stands out to me is that unless you're in an organization known for having a deep bench and a history of successful internal transitions, this feels like a comfort move. It's also inconsistent with Sark's other moves when backfilling roles. Could all four people have been ready to level up and perform in more prominent roles? Maybe so. But the odds are not all are prepared for a jump. Time will tell, but football recruiting at Texas is not a learn-on-the-job role.
  15. There's not enough sand in the Sahara for the number of pearls these guys are going to make when they start losing.
  16. Got to diversify your Bonds. -Wutang Financial
  17. Number keys, do not exist, in this dojo.
  18. This is beginning to feel like one of those games where the post-game is every talking head rolling out their favorite cliches about football being won on the lines. I like our side of that conversation.
  19. Scipio and Randy Boone on the EGAT podcast are a great listen when they get around to posting it. I can't keep straight the drama with the $9.95ers, so good luck or condolences or both to those guys.
  20. Sits upon the Puget Sound, which does not actually make sounds.
  21. Well, this whole thing is just who knows who. Then over here, you have favoritism. -H.I.
  22. You can see the regret in his reluctant sway. The sad realization that his career as a head coach will end with a bunch of imbeciles playing Nazi youth cosplay around him.
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