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  1. turtlepond
    I think we can all agree that Bert should be walking his goofy haired-ass back to the hotel and given the silent treatment for the rest of his mediocre career.
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    The only way someone should be afraid of that fat tub of shit is if he threatened to sit on them
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    The American Communist Party was founded in 1919 by leftists. Does that make Communism more acceptable?
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    That didn't take long to affirm my stance.
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    I'm conservative. My wife is Jewish, and conservative. Conflating all conservatives as Nazis and garbage too out any chance of me coming to the table in the sake of Truce.
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    Jim Breuer supports the last 15 posts for taking the heat off of his “acting” chops 🙂
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    I can hardly work in MS Paint. But, my wife is a professional graphic editor. I showed her some of the commitment edits Fawcett does, and she LOL'd over them. Said it couldn't take 10 minutes to work one up better than his best work. Considering that she still has no idea in the difference b/t OL and DL, I doubt she's interested in stealing his business model. Plus, her Instagram page has about 10 connections, so ON3 may not be dropping bags of $ at our door....
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    the goal of AI should be to aide humanity, not to convince it to turn into Skynet, bud....
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    I wonder how that Saban mystique is going to shine after Sarkisian modholes him, again, this season down in Houston in 3 weeks...
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    Even my fraternity "song" isn't as embarrassing as that fight song. And the fraternity song was 3 degrees past nauseating...
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    It’s like none of these portal kids in sheepville ever learned that the real money is in the sunflower seed game….
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    Wait a gosh darn minute.... Grandy's is still in business? And their website says there's one about 4 blocks from my office (walking distance, albeit head on a swivel) in downtown Dallas? Ewers talk is good. But, now I've got to go get some of those biscuits. The last Grandy's I ate at was in Weatherford, off of I-20, at least 25 years ago.
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    If they fire James Fisher, would there be anyone here willing to help the Surly crowd claim that sweet, sweet "National Champions 2***" trophy they gave him when he arrived in Gomerville the first time? I'd be willing to go in for Tree Fiddy...
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    Umpiring in the next 3 games is going to make this crew blush with their rigged calls
  15. turtlepond
    Nice defense, Pete
  16. turtlepond
    We’re gonna be in a money whipping fight with aggy soon. And we’re going to choose the wrong coach, again, again
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    Since oil isn't popping into $100 + territory before NSD1, aggy is stuck with James Fisher again, are sunflower seed bags really able to hold a ton of $???
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    Mmmm, that Koolaid this week sure was good Fuck…
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    You’re telling me that Murphy can’t beat out Ewers? Fuuuucccckkkk….
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    only thing I know shit about is hernias....i had a nasty bilateral hernia repaired in May. It took 8 weeks to feel somewhat normal, but i lost an easy 6-8" in wingspan, so there's that....still have 2 appendii (sp?).. Yeah, appendii...
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    Sorry to rewind....does having a punchable face AND a nasty cocaine nose make a bad combination? asking for billy liucci....
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    Aggy “code” doesn’t say shit about covering up an embedded rape culture, so maybe art really is their guy…
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    last week those inbred turds were hoping that llk choked on a cornhusk and died in her front yard. She gives them a glimmer of hope, they follow here like the fucking pied piper, she shows she's full of shit, and they're back to last week. never change, aggy. never, ever change.
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    of course they're all in on Ritz Bitz, again. He just hired Bill Belichick to be their DC, to pair with Andy Reid and Kyle Shannahan splitting OC roles. Isn't that the explanation for the bull rush of 5-stars to that sheep-humping, 2nd tier university?
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    This site can get too harsh on Ketch. When I want a hot take on Buffalo wings, there’s absolutely NOBODY better in the business to go to…..if your hands aren’t permanently stained with butter and cayenne, GTFU…. Regarding actual portal shit, what’s a good guess on how many on the roster will jump in and test the waters?

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