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turtlepond

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  1. only thing I know shit about is hernias....i had a nasty bilateral hernia repaired in May. It took 8 weeks to feel somewhat normal, but i lost an easy 6-8" in wingspan, so there's that....still have 2 appendii (sp?).. Yeah, appendii...
  2. Sorry to rewind....does having a punchable face AND a nasty cocaine nose make a bad combination? asking for billy liucci....
  3. Aggy “code” doesn’t say shit about covering up an embedded rape culture, so maybe art really is their guy…
  4. last week those inbred turds were hoping that llk choked on a cornhusk and died in her front yard. She gives them a glimmer of hope, they follow here like the fucking pied piper, she shows she's full of shit, and they're back to last week. never change, aggy. never, ever change.
  5. of course they're all in on Ritz Bitz, again. He just hired Bill Belichick to be their DC, to pair with Andy Reid and Kyle Shannahan splitting OC roles. Isn't that the explanation for the bull rush of 5-stars to that sheep-humping, 2nd tier university?
  6. This site can get too harsh on Ketch. When I want a hot take on Buffalo wings, there’s absolutely NOBODY better in the business to go to…..if your hands aren’t permanently stained with butter and cayenne, GTFU…. Regarding actual portal shit, what’s a good guess on how many on the roster will jump in and test the waters?
  7. Glad to read that nobody expects this team to execute a clean game and win in a dominating fashion....because that ain't who this team is.
  8. Jesus H Tapdancing Christ… do some of you actually think Urban would be on the table again to land in Austin? If so, this board needs to moderate and ban any mouthbreathing fuckhead that thinks this is a legit option….dude is a walking cancer, he already pissed on Belmont’s leg, and our high and mighty big cigars think this program is too good to stoop to him.
  9. Rhule will take the Nebraska job. Traylor will get snatched up somewhere before Texas is in the market. patterson seems content to be an analyst until a low-risk/high-reward gig appears. who else makes the potential future list?
  10. Patterson should kick Sarkisian right in the taint for that performance. 2 months ago, who would’ve thought the defense would be the lone positive to this program?
  11. Everything is fucked, dudes….
  12. That Kwiatkowski is still employed by the school is the fucking 10th wonder if the world.
  13. A win is a win is a win. OSU, TCU and KSU are going to buttfuck this Texas defense into Bolivia.
  14. Bulldogs gonna blow this game, aggy gonna get Alabama without Young. Lucky isn’t a strong enough word to describe aggy football. Notre Dame doesn’t have shot on aggy luck
  15. Scratch this kid’s name off the ‘23 roster. He gone. But, get that bad ass mutherfucking script Texas jacket back before he takes the aggy chee$e…
  16. I wasn’t disagreeing with you, more the point that these camps are too often taken as gospel Mechanics or whatever (I’ll never claim to be knowledgeable on it), neither Card nor King have any proven ability to accurately and hastily move the ball with more than a short pass. Just from a rube watching the games, it’s easy to tell Card waits until the passing window begins closing before he winds up. That’s definitely not a mechanical problem in his game
  17. Didn’t the aggy qb (king) get tapped as having the strongest arm out there at a similar camp? Now, he’s riding pine in a very ho-hum, 90’s throwback offense. Maybe, just maybe, these “camps” are run by dudes that don’t know a fucking thing about assessing talent?
  18. Stating that the wildcat is going to continue to have a role in play calling…is that the tell that Ewers isn’t playing Saturday?
  19. Both of these teams are going to prison rape Sarkisian’s squad. Still, fuck ou 🙂
  20. Injury sucks, but, wasn’t he caught high, speeding and with a loaded unregistered pistol in his car this summer?
  21. Good point. Saying it’s a lack of talent means you have to believe that Texas has less talent than NC fucking State…. im going out on a limb and guessing that NCSt hasn’t had a higher 5 year avg recruiting class than Texas has
  22. Ask Miami
  23. How many times did Alabama run the same play (wildcat, draw, whatever) if it only produced noticeable gain (5+ yards) once every 8-12 attempts? Even if it’s still “Tom Herman’s team”, it doesn’t explain why Bijan only had one pass attempted to him. Sarkisian is supposed to be an offensive savant, but he seems very easy to gameplan for, going back to most of last year
  24. Sure, Ohio State has massive talent. But, watching some of their game today, it’s glaringly obvious Sark doesn’t have more than a few pages in his play book. that wildcat package is so predictable. It works solely out of a good block and having phenomenal Rb talent. But, you’re right, after a dozen of the same plays, the only decision a defense has to make is tackling on the left or right A gap
  25. We’ll get the right guy, next time. Right? Right????
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