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turtlepond

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  1. Sark had a chance to claim the scoreboard at that piece of shit stadium held together with Velcro and syphillis, but…..yeah, fuck this guy. I want him to succeed, but I also want a Gulfstream G5. He and Cristobal are both coordinators that somehow by weird fate ended up in roles they never deserved
  2. Do yourself a favor and don’t get that far down the train of thought. At least, not until Monday, if not for anything other than saving a bit of sanity
  3. Think you can’t care less about Texas football? Wait until Monday sets in and that dog shit of a DC is still on the staff. then, you’ll care even less because you’re accepting that nothing will change
  4. Welp, time to prep for next year….
  5. I asked my wife to get her stupid Cricut thing out of the junk closet and make me a sticker with that on it yesterday
  6. How many points does it move if Ewers flies the plane instead of just getting in it?
  7. Is there any official word from lubbuttock that Shough has been ruled out for Saturday? I could’ve sworn I heard that he was going to be starting
  8. Is there any official word from lubbuttock that Shough has been ruled out for Saturday? I could’ve sworn I heard that he was going to be starting
  9. Their Vision 2025 finally made it a permanent diploma mill, once and for all. Those engineering degrees are going to be heavily watered down with something like 10k students in their engineering program on their main campus. And since there’s fuckall to do in that town, of course they’re all going to line up like good sheep (pun very much intended) and go to the home games - all 8 per year (also laughable)
  10. Not sure I’d give Vegas as much credit. They whiffed on both Ala-20.5 and completely missed aggy-19. Just saying…
  11. I don’t give a fuck if how that towel smells, as long as it helps the defense hold up for 56 minutes against the Almighty SEC Alabama 🙂 plus, if it DOES stink to high hell, it might be more effective than smelling salts, too
  12. Cedric Baxter deserves that 5th star….it will be wonderful to see him officially sign with Texas in December
  13. Sure, this loss hurts. but, I can’t wait to hear the feedback from recruits at this game. Fuck, Sark should clean house after that atmosphere
  14. But, why? Once he committed to Sark, he instantly accepted the fate that he’s not SEC-SEC-SEC good…
  15. If they can hurdle defenders like this kid does, I’ll hype the F out of them, too 🙂
  16. He’s 1inch shorter, but 20-ish lbs heavier than LeBron James. Freak of nature kind of talent.
  17. 6’7”, 270 lb TE???? W.T.F.????
  18. Is the mustard sold in Austin, or just online for now?
  19. As it is written, so shall it be.
  20. CFB ‘22 - more Lily and fansplaining, pls
  21. Indiana/Iowa/Purdue are all licking their chops to play against the NU defense…
  22. With North Dakota and Georgia Southern, this Nebraska team looks like a destined 6-6 ceiling team. And Thompson isn’t going to look this good once he meets an actual rush.
  23. I was kidding about Dak…but now, it’s turning into a Mandela effect kind of thing
  24. Huh… I would’ve guessed that’s Dak Prescott.
  25. 3D Chess. Andy Reid uses Mahomes’ contract and coerces him to buy Whataburger franchises to satisfy Reid’s own cravings for the Bacon Patty Melt…. Tuco Salamanca (Mahomes): Gus Fring (Andy Reid)
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