Everything posted by turtlepond
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ztejas sucks
We’ll get the right guy, next time. Right? Right????
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ztejas sucks
Sark had a chance to claim the scoreboard at that piece of shit stadium held together with Velcro and syphillis, but…..yeah, fuck this guy. I want him to succeed, but I also want a Gulfstream G5. He and Cristobal are both coordinators that somehow by weird fate ended up in roles they never deserved
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Anyone else out of fucks to give?
Do yourself a favor and don’t get that far down the train of thought. At least, not until Monday, if not for anything other than saving a bit of sanity
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Anyone else out of fucks to give?
Think you can’t care less about Texas football? Wait until Monday sets in and that dog shit of a DC is still on the staff. then, you’ll care even less because you’re accepting that nothing will change
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Texas vs tech - 2:30pm on ESPN
Welp, time to prep for next year….
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Fastest NFL player ever?
I asked my wife to get her stupid Cricut thing out of the junk closet and make me a sticker with that on it yesterday
- Game Week- Texas Tech
- Game Week- Texas Tech
- Game Week- Texas Tech
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Their Vision 2025 finally made it a permanent diploma mill, once and for all. Those engineering degrees are going to be heavily watered down with something like 10k students in their engineering program on their main campus. And since there’s fuckall to do in that town, of course they’re all going to line up like good sheep (pun very much intended) and go to the home games - all 8 per year (also laughable)
- UTSA VS Texas 9/17/22
- UTSA VS Texas 9/17/22
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Cedric Baxter deserves that 5th star….it will be wonderful to see him officially sign with Texas in December
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Texas vs. #1 Alabama
Sure, this loss hurts. but, I can’t wait to hear the feedback from recruits at this game. Fuck, Sark should clean house after that atmosphere
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
But, why? Once he committed to Sark, he instantly accepted the fate that he’s not SEC-SEC-SEC good…
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Oregon @ Georgia 2:30 ABC
If they can hurdle defenders like this kid does, I’ll hype the F out of them, too 🙂
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Oregon @ Georgia 2:30 ABC
He’s 1inch shorter, but 20-ish lbs heavier than LeBron James. Freak of nature kind of talent.
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Oregon @ Georgia 2:30 ABC
6’7”, 270 lb TE???? W.T.F.????
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Bijan Robinson is special
Is the mustard sold in Austin, or just online for now?
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Phatterson
As it is written, so shall it be.
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Nebraska vs Nawfwestern - 11:30am - FOX (9:30 Pacific)
CFB ‘22 - more Lily and fansplaining, pls
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Nebraska vs Nawfwestern - 11:30am - FOX (9:30 Pacific)
Indiana/Iowa/Purdue are all licking their chops to play against the NU defense…
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Nebraska vs Nawfwestern - 11:30am - FOX (9:30 Pacific)
With North Dakota and Georgia Southern, this Nebraska team looks like a destined 6-6 ceiling team. And Thompson isn’t going to look this good once he meets an actual rush.
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
I was kidding about Dak…but now, it’s turning into a Mandela effect kind of thing
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Huh… I would’ve guessed that’s Dak Prescott.