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turtlepond

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  1. I guess the old ball coach didn’t get the memo. Some wonk on the internet named the starter at a noon press conference a couple of days ago.
  2. If there’s not a cross-promotion with Earl Cambell’s hot links, a new marketing position needs to be opened
  3. Does the backup QB get sent up to space to handle the asteroid hurling toward DKR?
  4. Silly sip, Klutch Sports is secretly working with Jimbo (all Hail King Jimbo) to throw the national media off their scent while the gigum BMAs are busy filling pillowcases of cash to drop at Nelson’s feet. The Loochador told us he’ll be giving his secret commitment at halftime of the Appalachian State game, once he sees how dagum awesome our home crowd is for this electrifying game.
  5. I wouldn’t wish that curse on anyone.
  6. Are his knee ligaments in good condition?
  7. Magic 8 ball— Are any posters going to be sober enough at the open practice to accurately assess which kid should be QB1?
  8. Cryler Murray was notorious for not giving one F about playbook study, in college. His new NFL contract mandates it, I think. My point- fuck ou. also, some kids just have the IT factor when they step into the spotlight. Maybe that’s how this kid is wired as well….or not.
  9. If Cam Williams can just go ahead and push Jones out of the boat altogether, that would be great. Thank you, Cam
  10. Preface- long-term memory has big wtf areas in it. so, when is the last time that Texas successfully schemed a 12 package? also, if someone like Omeire pops, does that change over to 11?
  11. Dang….truth in advertising 🙂
  12. You’re right. But, we’re on page 433, so this train might need some help getting down the track to 1,000.
  13. Vadim Kuplunovsky(sp)? Massively large dude? Told me I was miserably failing his class, until I mentioned I was interested in string and quantum field theory. Voila! A solid C+ by the end of the semester, followed up by being nudged out of the engineering school by school administration
  14. Touché but, if rattlesnakes and mesquite trees become valued commodities, I’m getting in the big cigar game, no doubt…that’s about all I’ve got on my ranch.
  15. I’ve got that same multicolored pattern at my hunting cabin— of course, it’s a Hudson Bay Native American wool blanket to fit a Queen mattress. Still, likely the same dimensions
  16. If it’s “Git”, like Larry the cable guy says, then maybe aggy bagmen are back to work…
  17. Shit, my phone glitched on me. I’ve never met ctj, but I sure as hell wouldn’t ever get the two mixed up after meeting him. A thousand apologies
  18. With that amount of fat, he would stay lit on fire for days, like a lithium battery in a Tesla if he were to spontaneously combust
  19. At the pace that Ritz Bits is recruiting, he’s probably just written the Top 4….surprise, they’re all still aggy!
  20. Liucci gonna have to re-write his top 44 soon, eh?
  21. If it’s 45, “it works every time”, no?
  22. Maybe so. But, what about the 20th, huh?
  23. WRTS? Oh, right… With Regard To Sheep…
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