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turtlepond

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  1. It’s like a ZJ…if you have to ask, you can’t afford it…
  2. $100 oil seems to cycle in harmony with aggy (recruiting and finishing of the tackle box 8-13th decks), too.
  3. What atrocious record would be enough to stop the alternate reality going on in Sheepville? If Sark fools around and puts up a 10 win season, will it even put a dent in their machine?
  4. Well, if someone would ask him which Western is his favorite, we might be able to patch together the clues….
  5. Isn’t it public knowledge that Perkins has been enjoying aggy bag$ for months now?
  6. Apropos….chicken fried ribeye at the Dallas Petroleum Club today, just because, it’s still not SD1 yet
  7. Are you related to FCB? Because, you seem like you suck….
  8. No argument here. It was just a reference to ‘Archer’. I’m watching my kids and didn’t have time to attach the gif
  9. Are you TRYING not to get this thread to 1,000 pages? Because that’s how you don’t get this thread to 1,000 pages…
  10. Class is at what, 278 points? So, is Ketch telling us that this is the night he goes out to eat 278 Buffalo wings, as an appetizer? FGK 🙂
  11. Can someone have the thujone boner chart on standby, all weekend maybe??
  12. Would you like to tell us what you’d like on your tombstone? And so you don’t die intestate, how about offering to funnel any assets to the Burnt Ends program? It’s for a good cause 🙂
  13. Nah…dude doesn’t deserve any more publicity, but it’s got a shit eating grin on my face thinking about it, fo ‘sho plus, I’m running low on karma lately….
  14. Serious comment….I’ve got a child with Down Syndrome. unserious comment…my daughter is nowhere near as uncoordinated as D Rovell. He’s just got 17 left feet, no kneecaps, half of a hip and zero flexibility in any tendon or ligament in his body.
  15. I’m 43, and I don’t know a single damned person that listens to the Fan. My boss and two coworkers, all over 60, listen to it all day long at the office as well.
  16. Yup. First rule of $9.95 club is always act like you’ve got scoop you’re holding on to. Second rule of $9.95 club is always act like fatass Ketch and blab something that wasn’t supposed to be mentioned.
  17. Ask that jealous, ball gargling bitch Luigi(sp intentional) about how desperate aggy is and how much $ they had to fork over to buy the kid off.
  18. That’s not weird, at all. I’ll be there…
  19. Sorry to keep this segue going, but, I happened to drive past a Grandy’s near downtown Garland the other evening. I had no idea they were still still open. I also had no idea Garland has a “downtown” TLDR; Garland sucks, and tomorrow is Quinnsday
  20. Relevant, because I used to ski with a set of 189cm Volkl, but have switched over to 165cm Rossignol, because I’m not young any longer and hit hurts like hell when I fall now
  21. Even more reason for his neighbor to walk my damned dog, no?
  22. I’m going to Costa Rica right after Christmas. Any chance your neighbor could walk my dog for a few days while I’m out of town, while keeping me in the loop on Ewers and his UNT visit?
  23. You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention….
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