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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. given those texts between RFK and the journalist, he put that bird went through it...
  2. this is fucking amazing on so many levels…the quid pro quo that was no doubt part of the deal, the admission that Cuellar (being the rat fucker he is, which is why Trump’s folks picked him) rat fucked the chief rat fucker, and that they’re numbers apparently reveal such a bad moon rising that they schemed this up in order to win one more seat with Cuellar as a republican. literally laughed when Cuellar doubled back and topped him.
  3. back in my early drinking days i would wager my bar tab with whatever poor chump was sitting next to me who wasn’t fully aware of how far into the abyss an alcoholic would go that I would drink the liquid contents of the entire bar mat if the bartender were to be so kind as to pour its entire contents into a glass, which out of the natural human instinct to watch the train wreck my life s/he always did. yo…less clean up for them, money in my pocket and more alcohol coursing through my brain.
  4. my scalding hot, smart, highly educated, accomplished wife awards me a piece prize on the reg…the latest was gifted about 30 mins ago.
  5. i’ve killed billions upon billions of babies with thoughts of railing Jessica Tarlov while she’s slandering the hell out of Trump. “Fuck me down like that fat piece of vomit Trump is fucking democracy, you thick dicked piece of liberal shit coonass! Bring it! Harder! Make me gurgle like Orange fuckface giving a speech! “ spoooooooooge…
  6. holy shit...i just figured it out. the disembodied spirit of Caligula has chosen Trump to inhabit, primarily because the personality defects line up perfectly.
  7. i'd respond that "computer jesus told me to tell you to cut your pitiful excuse for cock off with scissors, boil it in syphilis, and eat it while staring a hooker in the eyes." thus sayeth The Lord.
  8. i'm suddenly dumbstruck with an rapacious desire to immediately fly to Japan...
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