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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. this is fucking amazing on so many levels…the quid pro quo that was no doubt part of the deal, the admission that Cuellar (being the rat fucker he is, which is why Trump’s folks picked him) rat fucked the chief rat fucker, and that they’re numbers apparently reveal such a bad moon rising that they schemed this up in order to win one more seat with Cuellar as a republican. literally laughed when Cuellar doubled back and topped him.
  2. back in my early drinking days i would wager my bar tab with whatever poor chump was sitting next to me who wasn’t fully aware of how far into the abyss an alcoholic would go that I would drink the liquid contents of the entire bar mat if the bartender were to be so kind as to pour its entire contents into a glass, which out of the natural human instinct to watch the train wreck my life s/he always did. yo…less clean up for them, money in my pocket and more alcohol coursing through my brain.
  3. my scalding hot, smart, highly educated, accomplished wife awards me a piece prize on the reg…the latest was gifted about 30 mins ago.
  4. i’ve killed billions upon billions of babies with thoughts of railing Jessica Tarlov while she’s slandering the hell out of Trump. “Fuck me down like that fat piece of vomit Trump is fucking democracy, you thick dicked piece of liberal shit coonass! Bring it! Harder! Make me gurgle like Orange fuckface giving a speech! “ spoooooooooge…
  5. holy shit...i just figured it out. the disembodied spirit of Caligula has chosen Trump to inhabit, primarily because the personality defects line up perfectly.
  6. i'd respond that "computer jesus told me to tell you to cut your pitiful excuse for cock off with scissors, boil it in syphilis, and eat it while staring a hooker in the eyes." thus sayeth The Lord.
  7. i'm suddenly dumbstruck with an rapacious desire to immediately fly to Japan...
  8. as i understand it, cases on federal property usually go to federal court; however, the feds can choose not to prosecute and refer it to state court as anything that happens within the borders of a state given rise to jurisdiction and venue UNLESS there's a specific federal statute granting exclusive and sole jurisdiction to the feds. for example, there are times where MP/JAG will decline a case where the crime occurred on Fort Cavazos/Hood...usually a very minor deal they don't wanna fuck with...and call Bell Co. S.O. to handle it (they, too, can deny prosecution for their own reasons). admittedly i'm not at all well-versed on the rules or law here, simply stating what happens in the real world. i could very well be wrong and what i just stated may well be some sort of local practice where everyone turns their head. but we've tried to get cases kicked arguing exclusive federal jurisdiction and denied relief each time. fucking county court at law judges, man...
  9. over/under on how many Filipino teens Matt Forney has shackled in his basement is…?
  10. goddammit this irks me tell you what…your well-dressed ass sitting at the gate can make fun of me all you want when you spot me at the airport wearing shorts and Birks topped off healthy cut of Skoal Original Fine Cut wedged betwixt my cheek and gum. in fact, have a blast laughing at my country ass. but shortly thereafter you’ll see this coonass boarding an Embraer Phenom 300E wearing the very rags you deem inappropriate for commercial flight. myself, I’ll be laughing at the fools who think the veneer of particular clothing is the true measure of a man. and while you watch me ascend at gut wrenching angle and velocity, maybe you’ll come to realize that what a person wears has diddly fucking poo to do with who they are and what they’ve overcome, and oftentimes their chosen garb has little correlation, if any, with their strength of character. bud, you’re beliefs and positions are not only shit, they’re nauseating. and simply wearing a bespoke suit that visually delineates you from others less fortunate while you thunder humiliation and ridicule upon others for not meeting your standards or agreeing with you doesn’t make those beliefs and positions any more palatable or less nauseating. a clown is a clown, regardless of the attire.
  11. Uodawg for everyone!
  12. ima hire that monster from Flesh Gordon to rip that top off so I can get a good luck at what appears to be a glorious pair of sucks...
  13. this bullshit along squeezing sanctions is the exact reason why we have an immigration issue to begin with...
  14. Trump..."old enough to pee, old enough for me."
  15. it’s a squash…same family as chayote.
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