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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. goddammit this irks me tell you what…your well-dressed ass sitting at the gate can make fun of me all you want when you spot me at the airport wearing shorts and Birks topped off healthy cut of Skoal Original Fine Cut wedged betwixt my cheek and gum. in fact, have a blast laughing at my country ass. but shortly thereafter you’ll see this coonass boarding an Embraer Phenom 300E wearing the very rags you deem inappropriate for commercial flight. myself, I’ll be laughing at the fools who think the veneer of particular clothing is the true measure of a man. and while you watch me ascend at gut wrenching angle and velocity, maybe you’ll come to realize that what a person wears has diddly fucking poo to do with who they are and what they’ve overcome, and oftentimes their chosen garb has little correlation, if any, with their strength of character. bud, you’re beliefs and positions are not only shit, they’re nauseating. and simply wearing a bespoke suit that visually delineates you from others less fortunate while you thunder humiliation and ridicule upon others for not meeting your standards or agreeing with you doesn’t make those beliefs and positions any more palatable or less nauseating. a clown is a clown, regardless of the attire.
  2. Uodawg for everyone!
  3. ima hire that monster from Flesh Gordon to rip that top off so I can get a good luck at what appears to be a glorious pair of sucks...
  4. this bullshit along squeezing sanctions is the exact reason why we have an immigration issue to begin with...
  5. Trump..."old enough to pee, old enough for me."
  6. it’s a squash…same family as chayote.
  7. where's the one for coprophilia?
  8. lol...disbarred? this is baby shit compared to the shit any random prosecutor pulls all the fucking time in every one of Texas' 254 counties. here's the deal with this one....someone, somewhere realized that they're right on the ass of the statute, and tried to get the Autistic Wonderbunch (aka "career assistant U.S. attorneys") to put this in front of a grand jury asap and those autistic fucks said "Fuck your face...shit case, shittier timing" because, you know, they can't see what's really going on...they're spectrum folk, a simpler people....who'll cut your mother sans emotions. anyways, the sitting guy refuses and now you're in a fucking bind b/c statute runs in 48 hrs. you're fired. "lawyer whore! you! you've never spoken truth to power, so get in there and fuck this particular guy now!" et al. Fine'
  9. it don’t matter. he’s going to pocket veto it while DOJ asserts investigative privilege bc they don’t need a bill anyway this is theatre for midterms so GOP reps can tell voters they voted to release the files and protecting CSA victims eyes in front, fellas…eyes in front.
  10. in Texas an open investigation is privileged information under Tex. R. Ev. however, they can waive it and hand it over, and if charges are filed they have to turn over pretty much ALL of it.
  11. you think politics could make a Louisiana classroom…worse? c’mon, my dude….
  12. they're following the LSU model for furiously shitting themselves by allowing politics into the henhouse , thus ensuring that no coach with any chops whatsoever would dare take the job...only they're applying it to academics (replace "coach" with "professor"). well played by the dicklickers...well played indeed.
  13. When yall get to hell, look way down in the bowels and you’ll see me…be sure to ask if I’m the one from the internet.
  14. imagine, flopping out in front of Trump, RFK and Oz... major fucking...stroke...of bad luck.
  15. heresy…
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