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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. Missouri...but all the folks who are dregs and sewer dwellers in other states...even the shitholiest of shithole states...manage to find new life in Texas Republican politics. for example, Dan Patrick fucked a newt back in Baltimore and look where he is now...
  2. fucking hell... https://www.threads.com/@mariselmoralesnyc/post/DNzDCs2WH8f?xmt=AQF0qlKrMWspTlJ7qrg0hT3YmcGjSq272aQR2JgZSGfevg
  3. it's never been in the closet over there...hell it's never been hidden anywhere south of I-10 from The Chuck to the MS state line.
  4. this would be a legit GRQ enterprise, BC.
  5. yeah…wife and i have 4 combined: my oldest is a 3L, middle one is a Sr at Baylor, her son a Soph at Baylor and my youngest Soph at SFA. in 3 yrs we’ll have all of them out, and she vests in her job that same year. we’re fucking outta here the very next day. this bunker mentality makes me weary, the heat sucks at 57, much less what it’s going to feel like at 60, these jagoffs running the state not giving a shit about fuck other than more power and finding another kid to suck off or poke, fucking measles running wild now…by then it’ll be some strain of diabolical gonoherpesyphylaids that makes your dick spontaneously blow up while you’re standing in line to buy a Shasta at some shithole Allsups. BOOM! no more cack. fuck I lost enough time in my addiction and we got shit we wanna do amongst like-minded folks before we die who are just vibing in their Chacos, fly-fishing rivers, hiking mountains and shooting ducks, muleys and elk without having to look over their goddamn shoulder every 10 minutes or cringe at the latest chucklefuckery. the Texas i was born and raised in is gone…at least the rest of my days. it’s up to my kids and yours to get it back…if they want it and aren’t tail-grabbing our asses on the way outta town themselves. it’s been fun, y’all. but embrace being a refugee sooner rather than later. those who choose to stay and fight, SA-LUTE! may you die with your boots on. goddamn i’m glad neither grandpa is alive to see this shit.
  6. the problem is the fucking incels over 40 get their information from other shitbags who are telling them any woman older than 22 is biologically timed-out and their vag has turned inside-out and looks like a Dairy Queen taco someone threw on the floor, and therefore said 40+ woman is no longer worthy of their micropeen. i'm being dead fucking serious, too.
  7. wife and i are outta here. see y'all on Planet Opiate, bitches.
  8. there's a nonzero chance Trump tries to cede Alaska back to Russia...
  9. Get off my road you fucking deadbeat kids!
  10. band name dibs on “Greg Abbott’s Paralyzed Penis”
  11. y'all really need to take a drive behind the Pine Curtain. mile after mile of mobile homes with a brand new $100K Ford F250 and $110K+ 21' Skeeter parked in front. priorities, my dudes...
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