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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. and while you're at it, please give full discussion of Gibbons' theories in his "Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire."
  2. good dude who made me a better thinker; i enjoyed his perspective.
  3. is that where they insert a suppository without consent during the deposition? because that's still a thing...
  4. https://www.instagram.com/p/CZxEytrAGpL/
  5. pffft…watch me traverse to your mom’s crib
  6. straight up ice. ain’t nobody goin’ anywhurr around hurr. you gon’ die…
  7. my yard and street looks like a salt flat. i live in Landon Branch on a hill right above the lake so i get good drainage, but i have no doubt that underneath the sleet is a nice, shiny layer of death. but the power’s on, fire’s roaring and i’m in the beginning stages of fixing a nice green chile pork stew. bring it…
  8. A Man Chopped Off His Penis With Scissors in a Fit of Cannabis-Induced Psychosis, Doctors Say A man in Thailand’s bong session went disastrously wrong, according to his doctors. In a new case report, they describe how he “completely amputated his penis” using scissors, apparently due to a rare episode of cannabis-induced psychosis. Though the man’s delusional symptoms faded after being admitted to the hospital and his injuries were treated, doctors weren’t able to reattach the lost appendage. The 23-year-old man had reportedly been a regular cannabis user for the past two years but had stopped for the preceding three months. He then got back into his habit by smoking two bongs of cannabis, equivalent to two grams worth, according to the paper. Two hours later, he began to experience an unwanted erection, along with a severe and persistent sharp pain in his penis; he also reported that his glans (the tip of the penis) looked “distorted” to him. In an attempt to stop the pain, he decided to grab a pair of scissors and to “trim the penile skin several times.” Eventually, he severed his penis clean off, leaving behind an inch-long stump.
  9. https://nation.lk/online/impotent-man-s-partner-accidentally-deploys-insulation-foam-inside-his-urethra-during-sex-act-166307.html?utm_source Impotent man's partner accidentally deploys insulation foam inside his urethra during sex act An American man may never be able to use his penis again after his partner accidentally sprayed expanding foam up his urethra in a sex act gone wrong. The 45-year-old patient had to have a new opening cut between his scrotum and his anus to urinate when the foam hardened and became 'anchored' in his penis. Medics who treated him said he will only qualify for reconstructive surgery if he passes a psychiatric evaluation. The unidentified man was struggling with impotence, and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis during sex to stay erect. But things went horribly wrong during one of these sessions when the man's partner tried to use the straw of a can of weatherproofing spray to keep him firm. At some point the man's partner accidently hit the button on top of the can, deploying the foam inside of his penis. The foam, normally used for home insulation, hardened and the man was left with several masses in the inside of his member and bladder. A CT scan revealed the masses of the hardened insulation foam sprayed into the man's penis and bladder (shown, arrows). The 45-year-old and his partner had been inserting objects into his penis in a misguided attempt to treat his erectile dysfunction but their efforts went horrifically wrong when they used the straw connected to a can of weatherproofing foam Pictured here is the total amount of insulation foam removed from the man's bladder and penis after it was unintentionally sprayed inside him. Some of the pieces measured up to 10cm in length and up to 4.3cm in width The pieces of foam that became trapped inside the man's penis. These pieces proved too hard to remove by pulling them out of the penis so instead doctors opted to remove them by cutting a hole in the man's perineum, the area between the scrotum and the anus. Some of these pieces were up to 16mm in length Urologists who detailed the incident in Urology Case Reports said the man waited three weeks to seek medical attention. He only went for treatment after finding it increasingly sore and difficult to urinate. By the time he arrived at hospital he was passing blood.
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