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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. speak for everyone else…i’m a svelte motherfucker and my Sansabelts fit like a champ.
  2. hard pass on the high and drunk stuff, gents…history hasn’t been kind to myself and loved ones on that front. Distillery Row is on list for my wife,@MaidofGin
  3. well i won't suck a dick, but i pretty open to trying anything...
  4. Richter's partner in the Pok Pok restaurant group died of COVID last year, so he decided to shut it down and focus on getting back to Thailand.
  5. tell me the must-do's and don't's of Portland. Distillery Row is on the list but not much else. for the record, i fully expect to be set Molotoved somewhere around the Green Zone.
  6. Nobody expects a flying dildo.But that’s exactly what confronted Albuquerque Sheriff Manuel Gonzales III, whose campaign for mayor was dramatically interrupted at an event on Tuesday by a large sex toy attached to a drone. The drone hovered toward Gonzales as he was answering a confrontational question from a member of the audience, and it provoked nervous laughter from the crowd of about 70 people.Gonzales attempted to continue muddling through his answer, as a woman in the audience asked: “Is that a dong on a drone?”
  7. it’s bone suck the teeth legit good. it may not be the best you’ve had...you’ve darkened the door of far more smoked meat outposts than myself, but i’ll guarantee you’ll be more than happy with their work. and get dessert.
  8. so my middle kid is awesome and won all sorts of awards, accolades, scholarships and honors...all because of his paternal genetics, of course. but in my travels to watch some KE issue dominate, i stopped at Mimsy’s in Crockett. no pics as i was in a rush. best fatty brisket i’ve ever had. the banana pudding cheesecake was fuck you good. seriously pornographic...as in “fuck my ass like NowThis with this cheesecake just get it in my body” good. It was my cheat day indulgence and i nailed it. that’s all i ordered. it’s the hands down best between Beaumont and Tyler, the Trinity and the Sabine.
  9. Brisket’s mom was an absolute treasure and straight up my alley. a stark and vivid reminder of why i love very few and certain personalities, and she possessed one of them. and she was extraordinarily proud of her son and his family. you did good by her, Brisket.
  10. who said heaven was skyward?
  11. his KoKo Ramen in Union Hall is nothing short of a bowl of heavenly manna.
  12. you FTW fellas got a good thing going....we enjoyed our visit, albeit short. damn good sushi at Hatsuyuki's, the spouse loved Thompson's and we stopped for a damn good margherita pizza at Olivella's on the way outta town. we're definitely coming back...gotta spend some hours at The Kimbell and botanical gardens.
  13. “back then”...hell, now. there’s a lot to be said for death by diarrhea. and i for one am happy to say it.
  14. mmmmm...sweaty inner lady thighs. fuck. yes.
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