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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. my wife said those were no doubt but plugs for homophobes. i do believe she is correct.
  2. she loves good bourbon and whiskey too.
  3. i’ve been hustling my old lady outta the sheets with a combo of creatine, whey isolate and L-carnitine farts...plus an ongoing gut cleanse. it’s awesome how much she hates my literal guts...
  4. fuck yo head size shit...in about 2 or so months, that motherfucker could buy every one of us.
  5. in town for business next week with the wife tagging along. Hatsuyuki's and Thompson's Bookstore...decent night out?
  6. Big Buck Hunter gave it away?
  7. Dagestan...
  8. like she was eaten by a wolf and shit over a cliff...
  9. it’s going to have a dramatic effect on my job as a criminal defense lawyer, both good and bad.
  10. my mom graduated from PATJ with her...class of 1960. dad graduated in '58 from Bishop Byrne.
  11. fify...
  12. https://tenor.com/view/micro-penis-little-wiener-small-gif-15535013
  13. scale that motherfucker at the car wash. i shit you not...
  14. my iridologist says you’re full of baloney...
  15. gotta scale it, my man...otherwise can’t eat that delicious crispy skin. btw, i scored your scaly mom with the skin on...
  16. y’all ‘member when GR tried to convince everyone he was a physician early in the Covid thread? despite it being patently obvious he wasn’t a doctor, he steadfastly kept lying. cuz i ‘member... he’s just piece of shit with an inferiority complex...probably has a micropeen. he’s the rare guy that you laugh at humiliatingly while simultaneously pitying. he’s certainly not worth anyone’s anger.
  17. Penang checks the boxes...
  18. because you’re hot af and make my loins tingle...
  19. pro-tip...if you don’t want the deal with the time and mess of deep frying, many a time i’ve coated them in olive oil, doused them with Zestful or the equivalent, and grilled them. and it’s outstanding.
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