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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. yeah...that shit wore like smoke. but it was a badge of honor to let everyone know you fucking gnoshed. best meal i ever had was the broiled red snapper and bbq crabs at Al’s Seafood on Gulfway Dr in PA for my birthday one year, after my dad and i smoked full limits of trout and redfish on Sabine one morning )i have a fall birthday). there’s nothing that will ever top that. and i’ve had some damn fine meals over the years from Beard winners to Michelin star places. that meal stands alone...
  2. Jesus fuck...it was in the past 10 years that platter service (aka all you could eat) bbq crabs was $26.00 at Sartin’s on Nederland Ave. the catch was that everyone at the table had to order it, too. which ain’t no thing to locals but miffed visitors.
  3. TexJoy Seasonings in Beaumont poached the recipe and it’s a damn fine counterfeit.
  4. Zestful seasoning... grew up in the Triangle getting my grub on those pockets of crustacean ambrosia. easily eat my weight in them to this day...
  5. had a long day at work, a brutal workout, just got back from my meeting and i haven’t had a damn thing to eat yet. i’m tired, sore and hangry. but this shit here made me legit laugh shat...
  6. Albright deviates all the time. if it’s a dope case and your client is trying to get it right via treatment, meetings, etc. he won’t hesitate to do a downward departure, oftentimes jaw droppingly south. if your client continues in his ways or doesn’t do shit about fuck, he throws the hammer down hard and fast. he’s a huge advocate for recovery, that much i do know. hence my comment about maybe doing some federal work.
  7. i bet her name is “Tragedy.” as in “Now on the center stage...Tragedy!”
  8. the issue is her age...which in this case is 17. federal trafficking statutes outlaws paying someone 17 or under to cross state lines for sex.
  9. buddy of mine is an ER doc and this fat chick came in complaining of pain on her side, and upon inspection found a TV remote wedged under a fat flap. heh...
  10. that's usually because staph has colonized somewhere that he has contact with...staph is hard as fuck to kill and decolonize. you basically have to assume it's everywhere and do something equivalent to a complete HAZMAT intervention to get it eradicated.
  11. that’s really no fucking joke, bro...
  12. not a whole lotta things better in life than your 20 y/o college student kid sending you a pic of his vax card showing his first Pfizer shot...make a dad feel good.
  13. as a criminal defense lawyer, that’s as much his fault as hers. he should’ve told her to fuck right off and get her shit in order. but that publicity though...
  14. woke up and my unit had grown 2 inches overnight...in girth. ima sign up for 3rd dose right now. both my wife and i crossed the Rubicon and feel great this morning.
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