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    turned me into a newt...
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    i’m hoping that’s the case with me because right now i feel like i’ve been raped by a herd of turtles, and the old man and a cuz of mine are scheduled to make some boudin tomorrow.
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    22 hours after 2nd shot and i feel like i’ve been beat like a rented mule. had some fucking crazy ass dreams last night, too. beyond worth it though...
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    it’s the best Indian i’ve had save Pondicheri in Houston. incredibly good.
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    Moderna No 2 done for the wife and i as of 5 mins ago...now in the waiting area. headed for some takeout, a haircut, some new eyeglasses and celebratory fornication before the ick sets in.
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    Saffron is quickly rising up my restaurant rankings. just outstanding Indo-Paki food. and they’re opening up a grocery.
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    Florida man accused of having sex with 'Frozen' toy at Target meh...i’ve done worse.
  8. Kyrie Eleison
    my lovely wife has 47 different guns from 29 different countries in her bar. she’s a fan and damn sure knows what she’s doing in the cocktail arena. she swears by some of the recent Japanese gins...especially the Ki No Bi cask aged. domestically, her favorite is bourbon barrel aged Big Gin out of Seattle.
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    Moderna No. 2 this Thursday at 9:00...wife and I are gonna get poked, get some good takeout and go home to eat and lay around.
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    but doze DSLs...
  12. Kyrie Eleison
    Hill county is taking all comers.
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    i see your point...both readings are valid. mea culpa...
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    problem is the percentage of dead ones in that scenario...
  16. Kyrie Eleison
    i took him to mean throwing ice into the boil itself once the burner is cut....same as myself.
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    you speak from ignorance, if not blasphemy...i and damn near every coonass of good repute ice baths our boils. not only does it pull back from the shells it also sucks the seasoning into the shells and on the meat and in the head. it makes a good boil go to great. but please...do go on and tell me how wrong i am. pro tip...best potato salad you’ll ever make is from the potatoes left over from a crawfish boil.
  18. Kyrie Eleison
    Guess Family killed it today...
  19. Kyrie Eleison
    i don't know how i feel about this beef rib boudin...the full-blood coonass in me says "nah, man"...but the full-blood coonass in me says "oh fuck yes!" i do know how i feel about this...no confusion with this. gotta make time to stop on my next trip to Nac...
  20. Kyrie Eleison
    in Crockett... https://m.facebook.com/mimsyscraftbbq/
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    i put “Education” on my form, too... i spent the better part of a decade educating the ladies on the enormity of my cack, so...
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    it's because Lafayette PD wants to track your human trafficking ass...
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  25. Kyrie Eleison
    5G radiation...

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