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Born Burnt last won the day on July 18 2022

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  1. "Memorable"? Well, there's the 1991 Cotton Bowl Classic
  2. FYI, I clicked the "cancel" link in the Disney email that YTTV sent me yesterday, and there was a $10 off the next six months offer. This has nothing to do with the current dilemma, but if you plan on keeping YTTV, might as well get the discount.
  3. https://texaslonghorns.com/sports/2013/7/27/sponsor_0727135359#football
  4. Dude needs to get his money back.
  5. Burnt orange blunders beneath the big board, Too few footballs fill the turnover sword. Fumbles, flags, false starts, and fear, Faithful fans flail, fueled by bad beer. Quarterback quivers, coach looks queasy, For the cranky crowd, cussin’ comes easy. Tailgates turn tragic for sad Surly Nation, Helobious smiles in eager elation. In Texas taverns, backyards, and bars, Despondent devotees stir strange, secret jars. “Drink this,” one whispers, pensive and plain, “It’s the perfect potion to pummel your pain.” They tilt their tankards, slosh and slur, “Stop calling plays,” the crowd concurs. Numbing themselves from senseless slaughter, They silently sip on sacred Asswater.
  6. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  7. From Comancheria... TEXAS!
  8. What movie did your wife go see?
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