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Born Burnt

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  1. Dude needs to get his money back.
  2. Burnt orange blunders beneath the big board, Too few footballs fill the turnover sword. Fumbles, flags, false starts, and fear, Faithful fans flail, fueled by bad beer. Quarterback quivers, coach looks queasy, For the cranky crowd, cussin’ comes easy. Tailgates turn tragic for sad Surly Nation, Helobious smiles in eager elation. In Texas taverns, backyards, and bars, Despondent devotees stir strange, secret jars. “Drink this,” one whispers, pensive and plain, “It’s the perfect potion to pummel your pain.” They tilt their tankards, slosh and slur, “Stop calling plays,” the crowd concurs. Numbing themselves from senseless slaughter, They silently sip on sacred Asswater.
  3. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  4. From Comancheria... TEXAS!
  5. What movie did your wife go see?
  6. They're Okies, so they're related.
  7. Do you even Chipotle Tortilla Presser, bro?
  8. From da Eastside... TEXAS!
  9. It's entirely possible that someone might have just emailed that video to CDC
  10. RIP JD Horne
  11. https://watch.longhornnetwork.com/live/289864
  12. Yes, the broadcasters said the team took a train there in 1940. We were not, however, at war yet.
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