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Born Burnt

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  1. Sorry you never got laid in college. That Jester all-girl 4th floor, aka the Virgin Vault, was like stepping into your own harem. Good times.
  2. I don't know. I didn't live in Jester, but had some pretty good times there...
  3. Normally I neg OU fan videos.
  4. Would pollinate.
  5. Waiting for one of you OCD fucks to complain about the crooked placement of "POPULOUS" on the field.
  6. @Uncle Boobs knows how many licks it takes.
  7. Our home-field advantage is our BDE and the fear in opponents' eyes.
  8. Fake account to sell merch.
  9. ...unless we win.
  10. Pineapple or knife?
  11. This will never stop being hilariously entertaining.
  12. Over-explainers
  13. Don't spend much time in Dallas, do you?
  14. Good example of Poe's Law. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
  15. And let's not forget this version...
  16. That glans-head can go suck Jimbo's chode.
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