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Born Burnt

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  1. But…but…but Bennie had special strobe glasses that helped teach out players to catch tennis balls!
  2. Anyone who does the "horns down" is a pussy who can't take the loss.
  3. Hell, if he wanted to, CDC could get UT into the SEC by firing off a single tweet from the shitter in Belmont. We'd be members before the turd hit the water.
  4. I bet he's excited about March 17.
  5. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2823362-kris-boyd-says-team-asked-him-if-he-had-both-testicles-at-2019-nfl-combine
  6. Yep, which makes their spokesperson perfect...
  7. Was he videotaping as it went in the hole?
  8. Huh, I was going to guess Ann Taylor.
  9. Dang, how long you been asleep?
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