Longboard Horn

Lefau!! Way to go defense!

We need Arch to be ready to go next week. Quinn sucks

And he’s afraid to get hit

Good thing about Quinn: it’s his last season with us

Yessir Silas!

We’re going to find a way to lose

God dammit guys

Mother fuck. Now Vandy is gonna score a touchdown

That was a good defensive play

Thank god Bert made it

We kind of did. Remember we’re the only SEC team they haven’t scored a touchdown on.

God damn how long is this review? And what’s worse is they’re playing Taylor Swift…

Diego is hurt

What the fuck?! Most of these are not Nu Metal

He on her likes and her man on her nerves. They are not the same.

Glad to finally see them fall flat on their faces after all those years of dominating the Big 12. All those OU coworkers and folks from my high school that are alumni used to poke fun at us during the 2010s. Well now the tables have finally turned and they keep their fucking mouths shut and can't talk any shit. I hope to see them wander the wasteland for a dozen years like we did. Hell, idgaf if they never recover or win another football conference title. It doesn't feel so good does it sooner idiots? We seriously owe Lincoln Riley a big thank you gift. The collapse truly started after he lost to Okie Lite, missed the Big 12 title game in 2021, took the USC job and took his staff, including Caleb and the impact players with him. Vegetables first season was a Charlie season as he went 6-7 and had the leftovers. Most of them transferred out. OU then had a gleam of hope when they got 10 wins in year 2 with Dillon Gabriel(who isn't that bad of a QB) and upset us at the last second of Red River. However that season was pure luck. They should have lost to us, UCF and BYU if not for that pick 6 and finished 7-5. And then Gabriel thinks about leaving once Lebby took the klan aggy job and Vegetables shows him the door to make them irrelevant again with no good QB. So in a way we need to send a big golden penis thank you trophy to Brent for helping us out with his epic fuck ups. And he won't be around to see that 6 year contract extension. My best guess is he'll get shit canned after next season.

As someone who frequents goth clubs that is one of the most popular songs played. Also it fits the video perfectly! Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus

Kill it with fire!

From uptown Dallas. They better come out angry and swinging! FIGHT!