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NHL Regular Season: 2024-2025
Dude McDavid is ridiculously good. Like a fucking ninja on skates. I've been saying for years that the Stars need to get him, but they can't afford him due to how many players they would have to trade.
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NHL Regular Season: 2024-2025
Jordan Binnington magic, just like he did to the Bruins in 2019 in that building when the Blues won the cup.
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NHL Regular Season: 2024-2025
Mother fucker.... oh well
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David Boren dies at 83 https://www.oudaily.com/obituaries/ou-president-david-boren-dead-obituary-university-oklahoma-misconduct-allegations-jones-day/article_89bf3084-e7fb-11ef-9092-9f6416b2d0f4.html- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Down to play that!- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
I seriously hope they don't have pinhead Bert as the kicker. Give the job to Will Stone like in the Cotton Bowl.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
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WATCH OUT! WOOOOOOWWWW!! HE'S GOT GETTIN AWAY FROM THE COP SPEED!- Tell me about ou
Two years later and it's still funny. JBL is a true Texan and one of the greatest heel characters of all time. But this rant against the Sooners was for real.- Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
I remember James was also in consideration when we hired Charlie Strong. Looking at his character and the shit he's pulled at penn state, I'm glad we went with Charlie instead.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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- Longboard Horn's Thread for Restaurant Employee Hilarity
Yes, every now and then if we have some to go items that no one has claimed a manager will let us have at it. Better to have us eat it than throw it away.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
No comprendo- Tell Me About Texas a&m
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- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Brian is the second coming of Dave Campo. He and his staff = Brent Venables. This next season might be one of the worst Cowboys seasons since Dave Campo, or worse, Chan Gailey.- Longboard Horn's Thread for Restaurant Employee Hilarity
Since @DoobieWah started this thread there has been a good gap in this thread. So here are few stories from recent: I no longer work in seafood and now with for an upscale Asian restaurant. The other night I had a big top. They made it one check for their 12 people party. Easy for me and for the kitchen. I get to the the last two people at the end of the table(a couple), the guy orders his entrée and then his wife orders hers and adds "can I also get a side of fries for the baby?" I just stare at her and the entire table is staring as well. Then a lightbulb goes off and she asks "oh you guys don't have fries?" Before I can answer, her husband says, "are you crazy?! This is a Chinese restaurant they don't have that stuff here. You oughta know they don't have french fries and hamburgers!" After turning away from laughing, I ask her if she would like a side of lo mein or white rice for the baby and she says to bring one of each. Whenever I'm bartending I love when someone looks at our shelf of top brand liquors as well as our sake and asks what we have. Or whenever I inform them that we're out of a certain brand of liquor and they order it anyway. 🤦♂️Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate DonationsBack to topAccount
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