Longboard Horn

Danny Devito vs Cooper Rush... what a snooze fest

It's times like this I'm glad I'm not a Cowboys fan and neither are most of my family members.

Herman is and always has been a ponzi scheme. Dude is the ultimate con artist.

This season: Fat Mike is the NFC’s Burnt Vegetables

The bonfire collapsed 25 years ago today.

Our defense is gonna have a fucking field day with them. Barron is gonna put on a clinic like he did to Arky. I am stoked for this game. Got family coming down from Kentucky for Saturday. Honestly they know the Wildcats are horrible and will get their shit pushed in, but they're excited to be here anyways since they've never been to Austin.

Lame joke thread is that way -------->

Just remember this and cut her out of your life. Trust me you’ll feel better and so will the rest of the family. Also instead of dancing, piss on her grave.

So I have some family coming to Austin for the Kentucky game next weekend. I'm excited to see my uncle and younger cousin since he's never been to Austin. The only bitching I have is that one of my older cousins(who I attended the SMU vs Louisville game with) can't come now due to his worthless bitch girlfriend/baby mama. My aunt and uncle hate her and her parents are well aware of it. Long story short, they had my nephew, broke up, then she had her daughter with another guy (who isn't in the picture) and her mother basically tricked my cousin into giving her another chance and got them back together. He told me that while he loves her, he feels like sometimes he's raising 3 children instead of two. I can tell he's starting to check out. My uncle and I also suspect that she's been lying to him about her job status saying that she works part time, but my nephew said they only call her in to work when they need her.... Anyways, getting back on track, the bitching is because of her. With my cousin practically having to take care of the kids and pay for everything himself he didn't have any extra money to buy a couple plane tickets to fly down. We had plans for them to come down early and we were gonna show the nephew all around Austin(since he's never been to Texas) and take him to places like the Inner Space Cavern in Georgetown, the Texas History Museum, the football game, fishing on Lake Travis and having him try all the epic food trucks in the city. Then my mother was going to watch him while my cousin experienced the night life on 6th Street since he hasn't been. But, because of the bitch baby mama that's now all up in smoke and the nephew is bummed out.

Pulled pork for Saturday! FIGHT!

She's getting married in downtown Austin on a home game weekend? Is she insane?!