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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Nothing wrong with that. We ate at noon yesterday.
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
- It’s Black Friday assholes
Tonight we shall spoil the aggy “perfect season” fuck them and fuck their lassie dog! TEXAS!- Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
- Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
- Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
Can't do that. They have a kid together. Thank God the boy is at the grandparents house while this shit happened.- Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
So one my coworkers(and good friend) got a call from his girlfriend last night when we were closing up the bar. She was hysterical. Long story short, he told me today that apparently last night when he was at work, she went out drinking with some friends, got way too fucked up, floored her car, almost hit a pedestrian and side swiped a car and then while in the neighborhood trying to park in front of their house, she put it in reverse and floored the gas, thus backing up into the neighbor's yard and hitting their house causing cracks and lots of damage. She also was in possession of a hefty amount of weed in her car when the cops arrested her. So now she's been in holding at Dallas county jail for over 14 hours(saw the judge this afternoon)with a misdemeanor charge and my friend is gonna have to drop 500 bucks to bail her out either tonight or tomorrow morning. Happy Thanksgiving!- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
- Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Tell me about SMU
SMU controls their own destiny. Since Pitt upset GT yesterday, if SMU beats Cal next weekend they'll be in the ACC title game- Fuck Cal
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
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