deadshank

It’s always fishing season.

Rosemary is dead, ain't she?

Dude. Scrape and clean under your fingernails. Gross.

What's wrong with you? Never use words on this forum that are over three syllables.

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deadshank: So, how was your trip? Glad to be back? The dogs missed you. Mrs. deadshank: Well......blah blah blah, wah wah wah ad finitium x infinity for 30 straight minutes (noticing a small pocket of unused oxgen) deadshank: Oh, really! Wow. Mrs. deadshank: Why are you interrupting me? deadshank: Oh, sorry. Next day with my phone ringing; I answer. deadshank: What's up? Mrs. deadshank: We need to catch up on the work going on at our house. blah blah blah, wah wah wah ad finitium x infinity for 30 straight minutes. (deadshank performing social / relational experiment while keeping strict radio silence and not uttering a word) Mrs. deadshank continuing: blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..........uh, hello? Are you there? Hello? deadshank: I'm here. Mrs. deadshank: Why don't you say anything in response? Don't you have anything to say? deadshank (muttering to himself): Should I put it up to my temple, under my chin or in my mouth?

Government gone wild.

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Just in time for deer season prep our tractor’s clutch laid down. Gotta take it in and have it split to replace. Imminent special members’ assessment Ugh.

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Good stuff there. Deer blind looks sketchy.

Compare that coat of hair to the average coyote this time of year and the buck looks like he's wearing the finest Sakowitz mink money can buy.

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His best role ever.

Her husband’s name is Jesus Jones?

Check fraud and email hacking is off the charts. Simply including the word “invoice” in an email can trigger monitored and hacked accounts to alert the crooks that ACH instructions may be included and ripe for the picking. We had one mailed check boosted from the postal service. It was picked up in our office by the carrier on Thursday and was being sold on the dark net come Monday morning. Routing and account number available. Now we have 9 checking accounts n in the positive pay program. Crooks are still presenting washed checks with the compromised account info on them. What a world we live in.

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Hope he’s laying in the back seat listening to Little Wille John. RIP