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deadshank

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  1. Remember where you are. Half of the members on this website have never even had a date with the woman.
  2. I would not have believed it had I not seen it. Buy two and get a free jar of jizz
  3. I tried these for lunch today. Meh. Not awesome. Not terrible. Very inconsistent from piece to piece. Probably would not bang again.
  4. Wordle 1,036 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 ⬛🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  6. deadshank replied to G650's topic in Music
    Gone are the days.
  7. These are much more acceptable.
  8. The tacos at both of those places are so white they could get a fair trial.
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  11. The road from the ranch house to the river takes about 45 minutes to traverse. Getting down into the river flood plain is where one's truck gets off the tire shredding rocks and into the overgrown area that takes off the paint. The vegetation gets "cut" once a year. We would haul a trailer down there chock full with a smoker, gas grill, gas oven, griddle, a full bar with tufted leather sides, party tents, generators, lights, tables and chairs. All of this to hang out on the Devil's four days during the Labor Day weekend. After 30 years of it the feds finally shut us down. Commies hate a good time.
  12. Awful sounding and affected New York accents. Examples, you ask? Why, of course, young man; to wit: No, no he dih-int. She woo-int ever do that. Sorry. Picking nits after watching documentary on solving NYC murders. Cringey accents. Mostly women doing it. N
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  14. The red marinade will permanently mark your DNA.
  15. California Ranch. West side at Pafford’s Crossing.
  16. Friend’s rancho along the banks of the Devil’s River.
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  18. ‘Bout $treefiddy, foo
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  20. Tell me more about O LAN O sausage. I’ve seen that joint several times. Not in my home demographic statistical area but I’ve been by there many times over the years. Looks like Michoacán Market marinated pechugas.
  21. You’ll sober up and forget about this episode. But Surly won’t.
  22. Wait until Seguin, rook.
  23. Wordle 1,029 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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