StrippersAndNobelPrizes

This call says “hi”, “hold my beer”, and “f you and the horse you rode in on”. It is that bad! Literally tried to hand the game to aggy and weren’t even subtle about it.

Ha! aggy network is pure fan fiction. And I’m very sure the recent aggy engineering grads I know who can’t get a job to save their f-ing life and are now trying to get certifications from UT just so someone will hire them - would disagree with the above. Glorified clown college/diploma mill. Oh and then there were the job fairs at aggy that were so overrun with aggys desperately seeking a job that they had to call fire marshalls to kick people out - true story.

Ha! Had a HS friend in the corp and walked with a tuba but could not play, too! Dipshits called it the bass horn b/c they could not say tuba b/c it had t and u in the name 🤡🤣🤪 He would even play a CD of the aggy band from one of their bowl games and was so proud! He really liked listening to himself not play. Bunch of freaks!

If we can hack the speakers, requests are: It’s Raining Men Man I Feel Like a Woman Beers, Steers, and Queers (Revolting Cocks from back in the day - great song!) Touch My Tra-la-la Dancing Queen Material Girl I’m Every Woman I’m Coming Out FYI that list above and the milkmen’s Spotify playlist are one and the same 🤣🤪🤘🏻 NCAA rules: Artificial crowd noise, by conference policy or mutual consent of the institutions, is allowed. The noise level must be consistent throughout the game for both teams. However, all current rules remain in effect dealing with bands, music and other sounds. When the snap is imminent, the band/music must stop playing. As with all administrative rules, the referee may stop the game and direct game management to adjust.

0U (The Harvard of the Mobile Home Parks) can still qualify under the Academic Progress Rate Rule that lets 5 win teams in. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kidding! Even I can’t say that with a straight face. One of our neighbor’s kids went to 0U for a hot minute and left because “it was easier than high school”. 🤣🤣🤘🏻

We were on a flight to Cancun shortly after all of that broke. Major on the flight with his family. 1. I have never seen a group of people look so miserably unhappy. Looked like they were heading to a funeral. 2. Why is a guy making $500,000+ have his family in coach at the back of the plane? At least put yourself, and maybe the Chola, up in first while the wife gets stuck with the kids in coach.

JFKFC! Jumping around like a bunch of Kansas City fa……well, you know the rest.

Torchy’s not listed. List is bogus. 🤘🏻

No dumbass but I expect someone who has been playing football over half his life to understand a concept like “pocket” and when to step up and when to step sideways. Guess that is too complex a concept.

Watching how Mahomes handles pocket pressure and how Ewers handles it is like watching Michael Jordan vs. toddlers. Mahomes knows exactly when to step up and when to step to the side. Ewers just panics and basically trips over his own feet. It’s like he doesn’t understand the concept of the pocket and how it works.

Quinn is fucking ass!

Sideshow Bert be like

Hire a Briles. Leave SMU for TCU because you want to be in a “better” conference. Karma be like

Larry says Hi, and yes, you can.

This ^^ He paid $150 million for a team now valued close to $10 billion. $tadium and parking lot$ are full win or lose. He does not care about W’s or L’s, just $$$$$. Revenue The Cowboys' revenue for 2023 was $1.2 billion, which was an all-time high and made them the NFL's highest-grossing franchise. This was nearly $400 million more than the Los Angeles Rams, who were second in the league. Operating income The Cowboys' operating income for 2023 was $564 million, which was a 60 million dollar increase from the previous season

This ^^^^ . Unimpressed with the play calling in the 2nd half. Hero ball was not working, the long interception where the defense wasn’t close to ready and the receiver was wide open was a bad miss, and every screen or pitch back ended up in a loss. They needed to run forward and use the ball control offense that worked in the 1st half. Almost beat a quality opponent though, good crowd (loud), and maybe this loss will spur them on, and keep GJ a little longer. If he wins 10-11 games, I don’t think he’ll last long, unfortunately. Eat ‘em up!

So once again to recap the day…… Somebody say Orji (orgy)???? “ I’m” being Texas in this case 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sweet Jesus - this has gotta be the new aggy school seal and motto! This sums that dump up perfectly! Just replace Slovacek’s with whatever the hell they call themselves.

Complete clown show (Jimbo buyout, turn Stoops plane around after texags meltdown, Texas takes their coach, etc.) Claim there are multiple NFL/MLB coaches interested Claim there are multiple D1 coaches interested Every coach turns them down/won’t return their calls Stories now surface that ex-coach was a horrible human being and butthurt players claim feelings were hurt (but wasn’t the case when aggy hired them) End up with drastically underqualified hire, dictated by Looch, who coached at aggy, who “gets” aggy, who is the only one who would take the job Coach so overweight can only wear mumus (not always the case but give it time) Pravda (texags.com) spins this as the greatest hire possible and that this was their #1 choice all along and this coach “gets” aggy and the wins will just pile up World laughs at aggy incompetence/delusion Losses pile up Rinse, repeat (coming soon to a basketball coaching search near college station)

Travis is a fucking pussy and his mom is a stupid bitch who thinks Travvy’s feelings should be placed above what’s best for the team. And the play actually worked, idiot! And here is idiot proudly posting Travvy - bunting - on her YT site. 🤣

Kid with no shirt on the 1st base side who keeps dancing - pretty sure that is the banjo kid from Deliverance. And fuck this announcer for constantly wishcasting aggy gets a hit.

Pretty sure that to coach at aggy you have to be at least 3 bills and wear a mumu.

Stabbing was May 1987. Didn’t know the bomber went to UT. Guess me and Scottie have that in common with him, too. Ha! Stabber went to UT, also. HP Longhorn Thug Life 🤣

I looked that up and saw 1967? Missed that by about 10 years - and was at UP Elementary. Pretty crazy!

Yep, it was insane. Blood everywhere at the police station - it happened a couple of hundred feet from there. Was one of the biggest trials in Dallas County in 1988. My conversations with the DA and press (since I was the only one who saw it) were quite interesting. DA basically trying to prove HP and the Miami Vice drug scene were the same thing. The bullet proof vest was just bonkers!