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  1. Left off: "At least we weren't ran [sic] out of the stadium." <grammar police> If you are from West Virginia or collie station, the correct term would be "ranned" or "runded". As the rest of the educated world and anyone with greater than a 1st grade education already knows - "run". </grammar police> You need a hillbilly translator to understand that hick! And even the hillbillies can't understand him since he can't even hillbilly right!
  2. They gotta use their instruments for something since they can't play them 🤣. And a side note - the people watching at ACL Fest was amazing! So many awesomely cool looks and a lot of total smoke-show! Then there was the clown wearing maroon aggy hat, maroon aggy 12 jersey that just stood out like a sore thumb and looked like a complete idiot. Pretty much projecting this image. No truth (?) to the rumor this will also be showing up in Uniform Pron thread as aggy new super - hype "F__k U Mass in the Ass" (gotta (TM) that phrase before they do) alternative jersey.
  3. Based on the raise they gave him in 2021 when his agent tricked aggy into thinking other schools wanted to hire Jimbo (they are really convinced LSU was going hard after him for $75 million), not realizing they are only bidding against their own stupidity, he is now up to $9,000,000 for 2022 ($500,000 base + $8,500,000), and that amount keeps going up every year. He is now up to $173,076.92/week. That is not counting all of the other crap they threw in there. That also assumes he does not earn the $1 million bonus for winning the national championship. We can't make the assumption right now that he will not earn that, or any other performance bonuses 🤣. Good breakdown here: https://boardroom.tv/jimbo-fisher-salary-buyout-contract-texas-am/
  4. PSA - anyone with eligibility left and a 2.5 GPA at OU (UT equivalent GPA = .00001 - slightly better than Bluto) - this is your big chance. DirtBurglars freaking out b/c tryouts not supposed to happen mid-season and they think coaches are panicking. Got some eligibility left and should be easy qualifying GPA-wise since our neighbor's daughter transferred out of OU because she said Blow U is, quote - "easier than my high school" (true story). Who's in with me?
  5. Yes. Am 100% convinced Jimbo is trying to pull a Costanza and get fired. He looks absolutely miserable and everyone hates him. Wildly amusing to see a coach who hates his fanbase and fanbase hates him. This is great theater! Even Lucci going anti-Jimbo. He will burn it down on the way out. Lawyers on both sides are looking for their quickest/most $$ (Jimbo) - least $$ (aggy) way out. It is aggy and will end in the most aggy way possible. Rinse. Repeat. It's good for your hair but don't drink it. Give new coach trophy - 20__ Champions - just fill in the blanks.
  6. Yep - over $7 million for just this year. Throw in a couple extra years they probably guaranteed and they are over 1/10th of a BILLION $ to get rid of these clowns. Astounding! But hey, not every coaching staff can be 23.5 point underdogs this week. You gotta pay to get that kind of quality. 🤣
  7. Assuming he wouldn't earn any of the following bonuses (and the un-likelyhood based on laughing faces): $100,000 SEC Championship/$200,000 Winning SEC Championship 🤣🤣🤣 $300,000 for appearing in the CFP/$500,000 appearing in title game/$1,000,000 winning national title game 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 $50,000 SEC Coach of the year/$100,000 national coach of the year🤣🤣 Right around $89,700,000 if fired this week. Looks like they have to pay 25% within 60 days and the rest starting 120 days after that in annual installments through 2031. Pretty sure if that buyout rumor is true, the "businessmen" ran out of fingers and toes to count on and have no idea what they are getting into, since no way they paying this:
  8. aggy has now created a 6th stage of grief - denial, anger, bargaining, grief, acceptance, F-it hire the devil himself. 🤣 TexasAggie81 In reply to SEC Champs • 9:41a SEC Champs said: Anybody? Would you hire Art Briles? Yes. In a heartbeat. Just like so many other colleges and universities that have hired "second chance" coaches and done well with them ... as long as they behave. I believe in second chances and opportunities for redemption.
  9. If I’m the AD, I’m hiring Lizzo to sing “Take yo ass home, Country Roads!”. KThanksBye!
  10. Awesome! He literally throws every position under the bus!
  11. Jimbo right now going full Costanza:
  12. This:
  13. In a recent interview with Ally Osborne of WDTV5 in Bridgeport, Fisher left the door open to potentially one day lead the Mountaineers. "You never say never in this business and home is home. West Virginia is always dear to my heart. I love them and I've always rooted for them my whole life. You never say never in this business where it takes you. I'm happy where I'm at and I love where I'm at but home is home." https://www.si.com/college/westvirginia/football/jimbo-fisher-to-wvu-never-say-never-home-is-home#:~:text="You never say never in,for them my whole life. If I'm stupid enough to give a coach two guaranteed 10 year contracts for almost 1/10th of a billion $$, and he basically says he would rather coach somewhere else, I am walking his ass out right now - of course aggy is stupid enough to guarantee that $$, so they can't afford to do that. I really think he wants to get fired so he can collect $90 million AND go back home to Country Roads.
  14. I am fully convinced Jimbo is pulling a Costanza and trying to get fired so he can go back to Deliverance-Land. Would you rather spend 8-9 years in purgatory (Collie Station) with everyone hating you, or would you rather get fired, collect $90 million right away, and go back to your dream job? That is a no-brainer IMO. He is even on record stating he wants to GTFO. Ha!
  15. Just hearing Jimbo talk in his high pitched, fast talking, everything coming out of my mouth is complete bullshit, let me throw everyone under the bus, it wasn't my scheme it was the players/execution, the only reason you can see me behind the podium is because I am standing on 3 phonebooks, I would rather be coaching in Deliverance territory - style, makes me want to punch him in the face. Had to get that off my chest. Proceed......
  16. Hurt his throwing thumb.
  17. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Don't Care, Got Jimbo. In Jimbo We Trust. Jimbo Knows. Jimbo for the Winbo. All aggy crap you can buy online for prices. Anyone going by the name of Jimbo who is > 2 years old. Priceless! (and probably IQ < 60).
  18. Thanks! D looking good so was hoping something may have changed.
  19. They are showing Patterson on the sideline and it looks like he is involved with the play calling. Has he been on the sideline for any other game?
  20. TexAgs - Comedy Gold, Jerry, Gold. Trying to confirm is this is a real quote. So hope it is: Press to Leach: "Why the success vs TAMU?" 2,493 Views | 21 Replies | Last: 6 min ago by Skillet Shot Agsrback12 6:44p Leach: scratching head "not really sure, I've not really had to do much. They always line up in 3 man fronts and also give away what they are going to do. So truthfully, they have just handed it to me time and time again"
  21. Glorious from TexAgs - and they have this clown locked up for 8-9 yrs at $90 million: JohnLA762 6:19p AG I don't think Scott Frost could be this bad…
  22. Hmm, score looks similar to another game last year. Think Frog goes Turtle Tom/PK/Sark and blows this one?????? TD 6:41 Jared Wiley 2 Yd pass from Casey Thompson (Cameron Dicker Kick) 3 plays, 55 yards, 1:29 17 35
  23. Yep - proven formula for beating Texas. Step 1 - put in backup QB. Step 3 Profit.
  24. I actually had to write it down after he said it I was so surprised.
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