StrippersAndNobelPrizes

Umm...no. Not BS, so you can love it - surprised the hell out of me, too. The instrument he carried around was the tuba but good ol' aggy can't call it a tuba because it starts with "tu" so he called it the bass horn - in case you need more aggyness. His brother was in the corps/band and 95% sure he could not play either, as I never saw him play an instrument in HS either.

Had a friend in high school ended up playing in the aggy band. I asked him how, since I've never seen him play an instrument. He said he doesn't play. They had so few people qualified to play instruments they had to fill out the band with people faking playing just for show. Strange thing is he had the band CDs and liked to play them so he could listen to himself not play. True story which should surprise nobody. So when they spout all that BS about being nationally known, I always laugh. If only everyone knew what a fraud they were just like the rest of the school. Ha!

So this is the ad that pops up when I click on the football board??? Has Surly been hacked???

Tennessee has now guaranteed themselves 5 more years of not winning an NCAA Title! Will Vegas take that bet, because I would bet literally my entire house on that. 🤣 KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Tennessee has rewarded men's basketball coach Rick Barnes for winning the Volunteers' first SEC tournament championship in 43 years with a contract extension through the 2026-27 season.

No dumbass! Rick Barnes has 0 titles and that is a direct quote from a man paid literally millions of dollars to win titles. Please let me know which of the above are incorrect. I’m waiting….

Wow! So the coach not obsessed with winning titles does not win a title (again). Who would have EVER guessed? Anyone who expects him to win a title should look up the definition of insanity. "We would love to win a national championship, but we're not obsessed with it because we're obsessed with these guys trying to live their NBA dream.” Rick ‘0 Titles’ Barnes

Ha! Biggest fraud in college basketball history! And now the biggest loss to go with his fraudulent legacy!

No doubt! The aggy physics department and cold fusion say hi! 🤣🤡

Since nobody has signed Coach O, can we send him overseas to teach English and then watch the hilarity ensue as everyone will be speaking Cookie Monster.

BFD! One d-back goes to a team with no D coordinator. The 7-8 plays a game he’s involved in will really make the difference between 6-6 and 13-0! Ha! Let’s look back on the “best d-back recruiting haul in history” and see where that got us. To quote one website: “After a lackluster first class where Herman only had a short amount of time to recruit after taking over for Charlie Strong, Tom Herman reminded everyone that 2018 would be the class to watch out for. The result? The 2018 class has National Championship written all over it! The 2018 Longhorns class finished No. 2 or 3 in the major recruiting tracking services. Included was one of the best group of defensive backs in the history of recruiting. And, Tom Herman snagged all the top recruits in the state of Texas (according to 247Sports😞 No. 1 in Texas: B.J. Foster (safety) No. 2: Anthony Cook (cornerback) No. 3: Caden Sterns (safety) No. 4: Jalen Green (cornerback) No. 5: Brennan Eagles (WR) No. 7: DeMarvion Overshown (safety) No. 10: Al’vonte Woodard (WR) No. 12: D’shawn Jamison (cornerback)”

Hey Jumbo's got this. The culmination of these three recruiting classes led to a 5-6 season. I'm predicting a solid at least 6-6 with an invite to the PUBG (that's still a thing, really?) Mobile New Mexico Bowl for 2024. jig 'em

aggy desperately trying to keep up with Texas. https://tenor.com/ZabV.gif

Pete K. Too soon? Not soon enough?

Officially(?) on The Ocho saying it is a done deal! https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/32839321/sources-duke-hiring-texas-defensive-coordinator-mike-elko-head-football-coach

Totally down with the Clown Shoes in a non-Juggalo way - Space Cake variety. Did just get an unexpected gift delivered out of the blue - $1,700 worth of whisk(e)y, so apparently gonna have to start drinking the aqua vitae in addition to my Space Cakes.

God how embarrassing. They actually take the buggy (or whatever the hell they call that thing) to the airport to welcome the new coach. And think that welcome wagon will impress. Reminds me of Jimbo greeted by the yakkity sax players. If that is the first thing I see getting off the plane I am hijacking that plane to Cuba.

Lanning head coach of BIG EASY (wtf???) Tulsa Golden Hurricane! $9.95 please. 🤪

3 (or 4) plays to get this many millimeters to score a TD and they could not. 🤣

Page one for the LULZ m______ f______s! 🤘🏻🤡

Celebrated New Year’s in seven time zones. Then went to the game in the cold. Got to see all the Miami players flipping off the UT fans in warmups. Was also at the 1978 Texas - Notre Dame Cotton Bowl. Good times! Never going to another Cotton Bowl again!

Unfortunately cannot find a pic or video. Would recommend this be the new NBA logo, though. That would be epic!

Would have been appropriate to honor Abe by having all free throws shot backwards. Only Abe, ha!

Yep. Would not touch that with a 10 foot iron skillet! Legacy of SMU coaches at subsequent head coaching gigs: Forrest Gregg: Shreveport Pirates (CFL): 13-19 Dave Bliss: Baylor: 61-57-1*, 19-45-1* Conference, *1 = 1 murder cover up (later vacated by NCAA) June Jones: Hamilton Tiger Cats (CFL): 14-14-1*, 1* = 1 cluster f@#$ for trying to hire friend Art Briles Chad Morris: Arkansas: 4-18-0*, 0* = only Arkansas coach to never record a conference win

Just came here to say F(ire) Pete Quit-ass-ski! 49 points to the 117th ranked offense still hard to believe.