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  1. Sweet Jesus - this has gotta be the new aggy school seal and motto! This sums that dump up perfectly! Just replace Slovacek’s with whatever the hell they call themselves.
  2. Complete clown show (Jimbo buyout, turn Stoops plane around after texags meltdown, Texas takes their coach, etc.) Claim there are multiple NFL/MLB coaches interested Claim there are multiple D1 coaches interested Every coach turns them down/won’t return their calls Stories now surface that ex-coach was a horrible human being and butthurt players claim feelings were hurt (but wasn’t the case when aggy hired them) End up with drastically underqualified hire, dictated by Looch, who coached at aggy, who “gets” aggy, who is the only one who would take the job Coach so overweight can only wear mumus (not always the case but give it time) Pravda (texags.com) spins this as the greatest hire possible and that this was their #1 choice all along and this coach “gets” aggy and the wins will just pile up World laughs at aggy incompetence/delusion Losses pile up Rinse, repeat (coming soon to a basketball coaching search near college station)
  3. Travis is a fucking pussy and his mom is a stupid bitch who thinks Travvy’s feelings should be placed above what’s best for the team. And the play actually worked, idiot! And here is idiot proudly posting Travvy - bunting - on her YT site. 🤣
  4. Kid with no shirt on the 1st base side who keeps dancing - pretty sure that is the banjo kid from Deliverance. And fuck this announcer for constantly wishcasting aggy gets a hit.
  5. Pretty sure that to coach at aggy you have to be at least 3 bills and wear a mumu.
  6. Stabbing was May 1987. Didn’t know the bomber went to UT. Guess me and Scottie have that in common with him, too. Ha! Stabber went to UT, also. HP Longhorn Thug Life 🤣
  7. I looked that up and saw 1967? Missed that by about 10 years - and was at UP Elementary. Pretty crazy!
  8. Yep, it was insane. Blood everywhere at the police station - it happened a couple of hundred feet from there. Was one of the biggest trials in Dallas County in 1988. My conversations with the DA and press (since I was the only one who saw it) were quite interesting. DA basically trying to prove HP and the Miami Vice drug scene were the same thing. The bullet proof vest was just bonkers!
  9. This^^^ Highland Park is the home of the original OGs. While I was in school there in the 80s: Student put pipe bomb in cafeteria trash can. Pipe bomb explodes and nearly kills one. HP graduate Hinkley shoots Ronald Reagan. Crazy lady shoots student in shoulder in front of school. Honor student stabs and almost kills star football player (was two feet away when this happened). At our graduation the police had the stabber wear a bullet proof vest because they thought someone may try and take him out. Scottie Scheffler. Thug life HP!🤣
  10. And the 5-0 too. Eazy-E (RIP)/NWA - 8 Ball
  11. What an absolute fucking pussy. And complete fabrication.
  12. Highland Park + Texas Longhorns! For the win again!! Although HP was a very different experience back when I was there. Shit that would blow your mind.
  13. And has made over $24 million just through 2021. Add his (undisclosed) Marquette salary and now probably over $30 million (or $7.5 million per tournament win!). Year Base Salary SigningBonus Cap Hit Dead Cap Yearly Cash 2011 $418,000 - $424,000 - $424,000 2012 $1,190,000 - $1,210,000 - $1,210,000 2013 $1,370,000 - $1,380,000 - $1,380,000 2014 $1,520,000 - $1,530,000 - $1,530,000 2015 $1,570,000 - $1,578,500 - $1,578,500 2016 $2,800,000 - $2,805,000 - $2,805,000 2017 $2,900,000 - $2,900,000 - $2,900,000 2018 $3,100,000 - $3,100,000 - $3,100,000 2019 $3,200,000 - $3,200,000 - $3,200,000 2020 $3,300,000 - $3,300,989 - $3,300,989 2021 $3,400,000 - $3,400,000 - $3,400,000
  14. 4-31 (12.9%).🤣🤣🤣🤣 But Shaka-ball keeps shooting the 3. As always in the tournament, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory with another brilliant game plan. I swear if that dude’s name was John Smith he would be making $7.45 an hour at WalMart.
  15. On brand again! 2 seed loses to 11 seed.
  16. Big ups for The Reivers reference - all so true. Saw them back in the day and their reunion a few years ago. What a voice!
  17. Tournament Houdini pulls the disappearing act again! 🤣
  18. OMG it is so on brand with Baylor that their court is named after Mark Hurd. That clown unsuccessfully tried to hook up ( tried for two years 🤣) with a contractor he hired, lied about it, covered it all up, and got fired. What a pathetic loser🤣🤡! Other amusing anecdotes, in addition to him constantly trying to touch her boobs: "You had been telling her about many different women that were crazy about you … including Sheryl Crow." Hurd was walking around Madrid with Fisher and stopped at an ATM to show Fisher he had an account balance over $1 million. https://www.businessinsider.com/heres-the-sex-letter-that-got-mark-hurd-fired-as-ceo-of-hp-2011-12
  19. Left fielders and center fielders from the other team are going to hate the Yeti Yard. Just wondering what it will take to get thrown out - with BYOB and 0U or aggy in town, this place is going to be a zoo, and totally awesome!🤘🏻
  20. A great night in the Yeti Yard
  21. Ask him about that “#1 all time” recruiting class 🤣🤪😱 Worked out pretty well for Jimbo from what I remember.
  22. More delusional - elevenwarriors or texags? Teeedawg 1 HOUR AGO Going from Corey Dennis to Bill O'Brien is an coaching upgrade of epic proportions. Last time he was in college, O'Brien turned our one trick pony WR4 into a CFB superstar. A home run hire who checks all the boxes.
  23. Bjork not wasting any time destroying tOSU football program🤣🤪🤡. Hiring BOB straight off a record setting performance as OC and QB coach at New England. Does NOT fuck around! In the end the Patriots ended up with the 31st ranked offense in the league. Their 13.9 points per game were a new low for the Belichick era. They also ranked 30th in yards, 32nd in total plays run, 31st in 3rd down percentage, and 31st in three-and-outs. The two quarterbacks combined to throw 16 touchdowns and 21 interceptions while throwing for 199 yards per game.
  24. In on page one. After tonight back in on page 6! Whatever it takes!
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