Everything posted by StrippersAndNobelPrizes
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Tell me about ou
0U (The Harvard of the Mobile Home Parks) can still qualify under the Academic Progress Rate Rule that lets 5 win teams in. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kidding! Even I can’t say that with a straight face. One of our neighbor’s kids went to 0U for a hot minute and left because “it was easier than high school”. 🤣🤣🤘🏻
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
We were on a flight to Cancun shortly after all of that broke. Major on the flight with his family. 1. I have never seen a group of people look so miserably unhappy. Looked like they were heading to a funeral. 2. Why is a guy making $500,000+ have his family in coach at the back of the plane? At least put yourself, and maybe the Chola, up in first while the wife gets stuck with the kids in coach.
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Uniform Pron
JFKFC! Jumping around like a bunch of Kansas City fa……well, you know the rest.
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Texas Monthly Top 50 Tacos (2024)
Torchy’s not listed. List is bogus. 🤘🏻
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
No dumbass but I expect someone who has been playing football over half his life to understand a concept like “pocket” and when to step up and when to step sideways. Guess that is too complex a concept.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Watching how Mahomes handles pocket pressure and how Ewers handles it is like watching Michael Jordan vs. toddlers. Mahomes knows exactly when to step up and when to step to the side. Ewers just panics and basically trips over his own feet. It’s like he doesn’t understand the concept of the pocket and how it works.
- Texas vs ou - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs ou - 2:30pm on ABC
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Tell me about TCU
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
This ^^ He paid $150 million for a team now valued close to $10 billion. $tadium and parking lot$ are full win or lose. He does not care about W’s or L’s, just $$$$$. Revenue The Cowboys' revenue for 2023 was $1.2 billion, which was an all-time high and made them the NFL's highest-grossing franchise. This was nearly $400 million more than the Los Angeles Rams, who were second in the league. Operating income The Cowboys' operating income for 2023 was $564 million, which was a 60 million dollar increase from the previous season
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Arizona State @ Texas State; 630 ESPN
This ^^^^ . Unimpressed with the play calling in the 2nd half. Hero ball was not working, the long interception where the defense wasn’t close to ready and the receiver was wide open was a bad miss, and every screen or pitch back ended up in a loss. They needed to run forward and use the ball control offense that worked in the 1st half. Almost beat a quality opponent though, good crowd (loud), and maybe this loss will spur them on, and keep GJ a little longer. If he wins 10-11 games, I don’t think he’ll last long, unfortunately. Eat ‘em up!
- Texas vs. Michigan - 11am on Fox
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Sweet Jesus - this has gotta be the new aggy school seal and motto! This sums that dump up perfectly! Just replace Slovacek’s with whatever the hell they call themselves.
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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire
Complete clown show (Jimbo buyout, turn Stoops plane around after texags meltdown, Texas takes their coach, etc.) Claim there are multiple NFL/MLB coaches interested Claim there are multiple D1 coaches interested Every coach turns them down/won’t return their calls Stories now surface that ex-coach was a horrible human being and butthurt players claim feelings were hurt (but wasn’t the case when aggy hired them) End up with drastically underqualified hire, dictated by Looch, who coached at aggy, who “gets” aggy, who is the only one who would take the job Coach so overweight can only wear mumus (not always the case but give it time) Pravda (texags.com) spins this as the greatest hire possible and that this was their #1 choice all along and this coach “gets” aggy and the wins will just pile up World laughs at aggy incompetence/delusion Losses pile up Rinse, repeat (coming soon to a basketball coaching search near college station)
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
Travis is a fucking pussy and his mom is a stupid bitch who thinks Travvy’s feelings should be placed above what’s best for the team. And the play actually worked, idiot! And here is idiot proudly posting Travvy - bunting - on her YT site. 🤣
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College Station Regional
Kid with no shirt on the 1st base side who keeps dancing - pretty sure that is the banjo kid from Deliverance. And fuck this announcer for constantly wishcasting aggy gets a hit.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Scottie Scheffler Detained by Police
Stabbing was May 1987. Didn’t know the bomber went to UT. Guess me and Scottie have that in common with him, too. Ha! Stabber went to UT, also. HP Longhorn Thug Life 🤣
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Scottie Scheffler Detained by Police
I looked that up and saw 1967? Missed that by about 10 years - and was at UP Elementary. Pretty crazy!
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Scottie Scheffler Detained by Police
Yep, it was insane. Blood everywhere at the police station - it happened a couple of hundred feet from there. Was one of the biggest trials in Dallas County in 1988. My conversations with the DA and press (since I was the only one who saw it) were quite interesting. DA basically trying to prove HP and the Miami Vice drug scene were the same thing. The bullet proof vest was just bonkers!
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Scottie Scheffler Detained by Police
This^^^ Highland Park is the home of the original OGs. While I was in school there in the 80s: Student put pipe bomb in cafeteria trash can. Pipe bomb explodes and nearly kills one. HP graduate Hinkley shoots Ronald Reagan. Crazy lady shoots student in shoulder in front of school. Honor student stabs and almost kills star football player (was two feet away when this happened). At our graduation the police had the stabber wear a bullet proof vest because they thought someone may try and take him out. Scottie Scheffler. Thug life HP!🤣
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Scottie Scheffler Detained by Police
And the 5-0 too. Eazy-E (RIP)/NWA - 8 Ball
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Scottie Scheffler Detained by Police
What an absolute fucking pussy. And complete fabrication.
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2024 Masters
Highland Park + Texas Longhorns! For the win again!! Although HP was a very different experience back when I was there. Shit that would blow your mind.