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  1. Doctor of Neighborhood
    This … Plus this … = priceless
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    Are we entirely sure that this guy isn’t just this guy with a different hat?
  3. Doctor of Neighborhood
    This guy says you’re sort of right.
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    Can we get back to marveling at the fact that somewhere, at some time, somebody thought adding puffy paint to overalls was going to increase the cool factor? And that said person introduced it into a culture so skewed that the practice not only survived but also flourished? This, ladies and gentlemen, is indicative of the reason we cannot look away.
  5. Doctor of Neighborhood
    It might be time to consider Operation Deacon Escape II
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    The real question: Which is more aggy? Hiring a black, liberal journalist to run your school’s journalism program and then unhiring her (after you pay her a million bucks) before she starts because she’s black and liberal? or … Sort of almost hiring Mike Stoops as your “splash” Jimbo replacement? Both are stunningly impressive.
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    This may look like a technology that debuted in the first half of the 17th century. Think again! This is a freight shuttle system that’s truly new and unique and special. We spent big money on this fantastic innovation that moves goods on a fixed rail! We’re not afraid to spend big money to upgrade. Just watch. Gonna change how business is done, and we thought it all up ourselves.
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    Very dumb? No way. When they demolished their old stadium, they stood far enough away to not get killed. That’s the opposite of dumb. Sure, they got covered in demolition dust while on live tv, but that was completely unpredictable.
  9. Doctor of Neighborhood
    Of course I do. I took an oath. To medicine. And to the neighborhood.
  10. Doctor of Neighborhood
    From a characteristic standpoint, “stand a candle” doesn’t mean a thing. Beyond that, I celebrate the writer’s bold use of semi-coherent phrases as stand-alone sentences. You, sir, have represented your mechanical college well.
  11. Doctor of Neighborhood
    Didn’t forget. “We hold these truths to be self-evident …” Doesn’t need to be said because it’s baked in.
  12. Doctor of Neighborhood
    Why, yes. Yes, I am.
  13. Doctor of Neighborhood
    Was this one of those “Hey, ChatGPT, generate an AI nightmare image” situations?
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    Admittedly coming into this conversation late and uniformed … but did aggy claim to invent soccer a century+ after the fact like they did with rail travel? If you are going to invent, it’s always easier to invent something that already exists. https://www.ccjdigital.com/business/article/14933809/truck-less-freight-system-prototype-introduced-by-texas-am
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    Now way that photo is real. There are no SEC stickers on the console.
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    Embarras? Yes, it’s all a plot to embarras you. We wait and wait, but you never seem to embarras yourselves enough to satisfy us.
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    Yeah, why would a legal system allow statements made directly to the police by an alleged victim in the aftermath of an incident as evidence? That’s crazy talk. Makes about as much sense as starting up a new domestic car company at great expense only to produce models that replicate the excitement level of a Nissan Sentra, even fully loaded. I mean, who would do that?
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    Are you saying that fancy new Baghdad-looking park outside Super Kroger Field wouldn’t make it? That’d be a shame.
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    I know this is the same story you posted, but seeing it on the front page of the NY Times app put a little extra oomph in it for me. The national paper of record has noted your deficiency, aggy.
  22. Doctor of Neighborhood
    Didn’t lose the bonfire, just ran out of physics.
  23. Doctor of Neighborhood
    They heard Wake Forest might also be invited …
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    Q: But, Kipp, how do I attract those fantastic aggy womens? A: Well, Trevor, it’s a simple formula, really. Buy a good pair of overalls. Then get some puffy paint. Give yourself a few hours of craft time and to come up with a cutting-edge handle for your bib. Oh, almost forgot — practice standing on one foot. Then, you just shout. Next, profit!
  25. Doctor of Neighborhood
    A lot to digest here … First, how is this not aggy’s full-time, all-sports/pastimes logo? Put that on a helmet and watch morale improve. Second, I thought being a doctor of neighborhood treating local urchins for the odd primate bite here and there was an accomplishment, something to be proud of. But now, knowing that Rosenthal is out there in this big world with a meat science and technology center named after him, well, I haz disappoint. This doctor is smoke and mirrors by comparison. On the bright side, even aspiring to be a future meat judger gets me into this party. Maybe I can pick up t-shirt with that bad-ass logo.

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