Onboard 2.0

I’ll believe dogs can fly when I see pigs on the wing ….

Nothing worse than sitting at a table while one of your party fucks with or humiliates a server in front of you. Total Dick move . I’ve approached servers after incidents and apologized for boorish behavior . Not getting my food spit on.

Honest injun cross my heart and hope to die.

In some states you can get arrested for leaving propina……. Pervert !!!!!

Sqeekin’ !! I have my regular servers, bartenders, and restaurants I’ve been taking care of the last 2 years though.

Good for her to stand up to the cheap tippers , but 25% tips ? Yeah no unless you’re going way the fuck above the call of duty. I tip. 20% and cut waitstsfaff some slack even if the service isnt great especially during the COVID days but 25% ain’t gonna happen at a local sports bar.

You couldn’t give me a free ticket to sit in the stands of an NFL games anymore with the assholes that get in fights, and sport NFL jerseys covering their fat asses. The college experience blows the NFL away simply become you can go to a game and not be caught in the middle of 2 or more losers getting in drunken brawls in the stands every game, and that’s just the women’s fights . You can’t take a kid to an NFL game because of the self entitled, assholes fighting in the stands in far too many instances. The NFL doesn’t even have an agreement on what a catch is anymore.

I’d disagree. I followed the NFL for decades and just got bored with it as college just seemed more exciting. It’s a personal preference thing. My interest started to go when free agency got into full swing. College was kind of boring this season as it’s been the last couple seasons. when You can’t tell if a catch is a catch that’s BS, and causes interest to wane.

It has been a good NFL playoff season, better than college this season.

That shit in no. 2 is cringeworthy to say the least. It's really bad when you take someone to a place you frequent, and have gotten to know the staff, and they do any of that shit. The hitting on part is what really pisses me off. No that 20 something chick does not have a bit of fucking interest in your 50 year old, fat ass bud.

Worked in a strip club, didn’t let me dance, but I helped the lay dees put their pasties on

Sounds like they’re doing gods work annoying you

Yeah was given that bit of intel recently from an anonymous source.

When plasma, and blood supplies move into place look out.

Basically a thankless profession. You learn a lot about your fellow man. Anyone treating someone as less than they are because they’re bringing them food, Fixing a leaky sink, etc. is a Dick.

What a prince of a guy....

Has Germany just started putting estrogen in all it's municipal water systems ?

Prince Andrew sketched out a plan for how his five teddies and cuddly toys should be positioned on his bed every night, it has been claimed. The Duke of York, 61, would “scream and shout” if his servants failed to place them exactly how he wanted at Buckingham Palace, ex protection officer Paul Page tells ITV ’s Ghislaine, Prince Andrew and the Paedophile. A handwritten guide is said to have included two hippos, a black panther and bears, as well as three cushions called 'Daddy', 'Ducks' and 'Prince'. It showed exactly where to place blankets, as well as five toys and a fur, which had ribbons that had to hang off the side of the bed. The instructions were laminated and titled “DOY bed: Points for turn down & making the bed”, with Andrew keeping the accompanying sketch close to his bed while staying at the Palace. Staff wrote: “When the DOY is staying overnight, place one small teddy & cushion in the turn down. “When making the bed, place the teddy & cushion next to the teddy on the left- hand side with the necklaces on.” Underneath in capital letters, it stressed: “Do not loose (sic) the teddy & cushion!!” The sketch showed a teddy holding a heart had to be put on the left of the headboard and a grey hippo on the right, while the panther was halfway down. A second hippo was to be put on a green throw at the end of the bed. A source told The Sun: “It’s hilarious a Prince of England would want his teddies on his bed. You can imagine him crying, ‘Mummy, they haven’t put the hippos on my bed!’ to the Queen if anyone got it wrong. "Maybe they were presents from his daughters or Fergie, but it’s still strange.” Page worked in Royalty and Specialist Protection Command between 1998 and 2004 and had access to the prince's private quarters. In this apartment, the Duke had a bed piled high with stuffed animals and toys, Page claims. He said: “It had about 50 or 60 stuffed toys positioned on the bed and basically there was a card the inspector showed us in a drawer and it was a picture of these bears all in situ. “The reason for the laminated picture was if those bears weren’t put back in the right order by the maids, he would shout and scream.” That's just upper management type shit right there, that man is going places.

Clogged vent stack ? Cracked drain line below the toilet with a leak ? Concrete slab floor or a crawlspace below the floor ? Beyond that I got nothin'.

She was hot.

Well.. his prayers have been answered, the end of time finally arrived.

They’re all for profit schools my man.

Yeah that as well. It’s been a while since my history of Russia I, II, and III courses

The beard tax was to fund his navy I think, and the clergy hated his ass for it. Yeah there was a really brief capitalist vibe for a couple years there, you good buy all kinds of western, capitalist, consumer goods, then it got clamped shut.

The history of the average Russian citizen has been one long, horrible, emotional, and physical scarring. There never was a middle class, they never had a say in their lives or their choice of leaders. They dealt with invasion from east, and west, and the consistent famines in Russia were the best way to lose weight, but that would be bad cause then your skinny ass would freeze to death. Their most progressive ruler ever was Catherine, and that was back in the 18th c. Those poor fuckers had to pay a beard tax !!! A fucking beard tax for sportin' a beard !!