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  1. You probably already have a case of Herbies
  2. Without the OU game, the state fair would most probably cease to exist.
  3. Who gives a shit? Just lockdown the stadium. We probably have 5000 gate crashers
  4. What like less than 10% of public university operating expenses are funded by state revenue? How about they have less than 10% of the power and stay in their lane.
  5. I had the first pick in fantasy football and chose Chase. I chose poorly.
  6. Think we can pull some strings for Tyla?
  7. What district do you live in? I live by Little Longhorn Saloon, a great place for duck shit bingo located near Soco just off Lady Bird Lake. I’m glad the yogurt shop murders were solved and that my homies, the Creek People, were not implicated. Maybe one day we can enjoy authentic brisket bbq at Bill Millers.
  8. Tell that to the ladies waiting 30 minutes in line to piss. Team East Side - there were several moments when we were moments away from being crushed in the concourse. Also, no water to be found. I think we can all agree the Cotton Bowl is a shithole, but it’s our shithole.
  9. Nah, many more people arrived in the stadium based on previous issues getting in so they entered earlier. The stadium should not be halfway full one hour before kick. I was amazed.
  10. Having shitty sound system is a feature not a bug for me. I dont care for stripper DJ giving me Texas FIght, nor was I sorry to not hear Carla Rae Jepson’s “Call Me Maybe” at 90 dbs The stadium is a shitshow and you have to plan accordingly, especially in warm weather. Eat early then snack right before. Take a good piss. Do your heavy drinking the night before. Wear cargo shorts to load up water. They will not say shit. Entry. Stalk your preferred entrance. Due to past years, the hot weather, and the 230 kick, too many people were in the stadium concourse. So, hang out in the shade, and go by 2pm or when the lines get too long.
  11. I liked the plays where Mateer would abandon the pocket, look downfield, and drift back into the pocket. It was like watching a car wreck in slow motion.
  12. It baffles me that he hasnt been properly utilized. Hes a catching machine. Put him in the slot and watch him work.
  13. The game is disappointing. Ive already moved on. Hopefully they invest in gameplay and dynasty mode but I wont hold my breath
  14. To save water, Brett Venefros only flushes once a day each morning.
  15. Who would?
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