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Eskimohorn

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  1. Having shitty sound system is a feature not a bug for me. I dont care for stripper DJ giving me Texas FIght, nor was I sorry to not hear Carla Rae Jepson’s “Call Me Maybe” at 90 dbs The stadium is a shitshow and you have to plan accordingly, especially in warm weather. Eat early then snack right before. Take a good piss. Do your heavy drinking the night before. Wear cargo shorts to load up water. They will not say shit. Entry. Stalk your preferred entrance. Due to past years, the hot weather, and the 230 kick, too many people were in the stadium concourse. So, hang out in the shade, and go by 2pm or when the lines get too long.
  2. I liked the plays where Mateer would abandon the pocket, look downfield, and drift back into the pocket. It was like watching a car wreck in slow motion.
  3. It baffles me that he hasnt been properly utilized. Hes a catching machine. Put him in the slot and watch him work.
  4. The game is disappointing. Ive already moved on. Hopefully they invest in gameplay and dynasty mode but I wont hold my breath
  5. To save water, Brett Venefros only flushes once a day each morning.
  6. Who would?
  7. I forgot which season it was that Major was the only one coaching.
  8. Id take any 2 of the top 300 guards in college football.
  9. You killed it on this post
  10. Oh sure, like he went to Harvard.
  11. Shit i fucked up that bit but it still worked
  12. One does simply beat out Bailey Zappe in the depth chart
  13. Blackhawk Down is about as good as it gets
  14. Meal Team 6
  15. Just plug Ruffalo and Pelphrey in the next True Detective as a palate cleaner from whatever that was last TD season.
  16. Kid, it aint that kind of movie.
  17. The best bad solution is to put the best 5 run blockers. This offense is dead in the water from the getgo without a run game. Then you need playcalls that give them angles and has some variety and threat. Pass protection that can hold up in passing downs simply doesnt exist on this squad. And Arch cant make reads to take advantage even if they do. False blitz packages are killing him.
  18. The show has had the same format for 51 years. Opening monologue, mix of live and recorded sketches, weekend update, 2 musical numbers. It’s not exactly cutting edge. And to go viral, most of the time they rely on narrating the punchlines to make sure everyone gets it or nonsense humor. There’s nothing to miss. Given the combo of NBC suits, old man Lorne, and a massive cast and writers, it’s a dysfunctional mash of old corporate interests and neophyte actors struggling with creativity. Long story short, it’s not you, it’s the children who are wrong.
  19. Cant say I like that my horse coming in last. Not caring for all the storylines. Doesnt seem tight except to throw out red herrings and contrive drama. Like someone said - it’s trying too hard. With that said, all the performances are great. The action is basically to set up dramatic exchanges, not unlike when Shakespeare pits two adversaries on the battlefield so they can have some banter before getting it on.
  20. Dude, wtf are you talking about? I remember Rashad Salam getting over 300 yards against us. I remember Manny Diaz fire drill defenses. Remember the BYU games? This weekend’s abomination is not in the Top 100 worst run d performances, as bad as it was.
  21. Strongly disagree. Partly because it worked and also I never watched Community much, so I was unfamiliar with him at that time. Every scene he was in worked well, from drinking his piss by mistake, to patronizing his boss, to not recognizing the head of NASA. It’s a blockbuster movie that’s also highly regarded by critics and rewatchable.
  22. Chalk something up to the “Good” category. I didn’t think about the refs much. I have no recollection of what any of them look like or the sound of their voice.
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