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    cis as in cisgender
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    Raiders had Belloq and the frog torture guy. Way better than Donovan and the dude without his ticket. They’re complimentary masterpieces. No need to quibble.
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    Elon Musk is Eskimohut
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    You just dont get it. The bad photoshop should clue you in. This is just another version of the sexy forearms schtick thats been floating around for decades.
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    Gotta watch out for process servers.
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    Otisburg is a fictional town from the movie Superman The premise is that when Lex Luther nukes the fault lines, there will be new coastline property. His sidekick proposes one small town could be Otisburg.
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    He was probably thinking it was a reality show where people were trying to stand out. It’s also Southern California.
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    Glorious!
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    South Padre no longer has a beach its so dry. If you drive 20 miles east, Otisburg sits on the new coastline.
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    I mean Trump set it all up as a coup attempt. Why would they shoot them when he ordered no one to be arrested, wanted to get rid of the metal detectors, set the date, conspired with domestic terrorists, aligned political conspiracists, invited the terrorists and rioters to storm the capitol while they were set to certify his loss, and did nothing when the capitol was under siege. He did everything but get on national television and tell the world he was doing a coup, and he practically did that.
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    It’s like that seen in Teen Wolf where Styles comes to the party with a keg, expecting to be a hero. The jocks tell him to put it out back with all the others.
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    In first 48, the criminals are all dumb, lured to speaking without an attorney present, and guided to confess to murder, but give a good reason for why they murdered (“I had to shoot first because later she might shoot me”). The police then say “sure thats a good motive, I mean reason to murder someone”. Or “I shot her because she was coming at me with a knife”. The detectives nod in agreement but later have proof there was no knife and the girlfriend was shot in the back while sleeping or something. Trump is dumb like those dudes.
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    She’s had a rough life. Class of 2005? She looks like she’s on the other end of 50.
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    Saw Beamer today with license plate “3rd World” Confused the shit out of me. Is this a statement about the duality of man?
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    Mad Men

    Eskimohorn replied to HouTex's topic in Movies and TV

    Like he saw as a kid in the whore house
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    Mad Men

    Eskimohorn replied to HouTex's topic in Movies and TV

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    Hes supposed to be insufferable. Adam Devine’s doing a good job.
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    Mad Men

    Eskimohorn replied to HouTex's topic in Movies and TV

    Her bolt ons arent close to Jessica Pare or even January Jones. Linda Cardellini was plain enough to play Thelma. She’s got personality but with the quality of tail Don was pulling, she’s just part of the pack. If you saw her at first sight walking down the street you wouldnt even notice. Not to pile on, but I used to confuse her with Elliott Page.
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    The Wire

    Eskimohorn replied to thepop's topic in Movies and TV

    Take the scat porn to the other site
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    Take it to the scat site
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    I loved first season of Walking Dead and enjoyed it more as it was fresher and the genre wasnt as played as it is today. But Last of Us is exceptional and not comparable to early Walking Dead which was very much a zombie series. Later Walking Dead is a beating and mostly a money grab filled with fluff and plot devices.
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    Mad Men

    Eskimohorn replied to HouTex's topic in Movies and TV

    Its pretty obvious Don was a degenerate and would cheat no matter what
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    Opening of Ghost Ship
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    And Trump will obliterate them in a debate because he doesnt actually debate and gives no fucks. He’s a 12-year old. DeSantis, meanwhile, is a pretend human.
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    Luby’s changed minds. They used it to open up concealed handgun laws (which was not a bad concept). If you’re among us carrying weapons, then you need to prove you can safely handle your weapon and follow the laws of the state.

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